Dec. 13th, 2009

captain_jtkirk: (captaining. leave me be.)
[Kirk is back! Though the Barge stole him back while he sleeping because it's an evil, evil entity. Why so late at in the day? Ship's time on the Enterprise is weird.]

Yeoman... Johnson, can you call down to Sickbay and get more of the little yellow pills? Maybe find some coffee while you're running around getting the reports from Medical and Science anyway, oh and that one Admiral Pike sent yesterday and I need you to let Scotty know that I reeeeeeeally wasn't kidding when I rejected that experimental upgrade on the cooling systems. I will hobble down there myself and take those plans away from him--are you getting all of this?

...

... Johnson, come in.

Why aren't you--[Have the 'oh shit, I'm not on Enterprise anymore, am I?' moment.]

...

Motherfuck.

...

...

Bones, you better have little yellow pills in your stash here or I'm going to die from an infection.

[Oh and it's not an away mission on the Enterprise if Kirk doesn't get hurt, so he got speared. Makes it easier to hunt him down and smack him for being an ass.]
captain_jtkirk: (you die now.)
[Voice Post; Kirk sounds downright livid. Also forward dated to the middle of the night. So if he woke you up? Good.]

Admiral, please bring Shego back to life.

Security, there's a stunned serial killer in my Inmate's room right now. I'm giving you three hours to get him and bring him down to zero before I do it myself and I promise you he won't make it down there.

And whoever is Sylar's Warden? We are having words. Right now.

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