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[captain_jtkirk]

I seem to be missing a dog.

He's black and white and has a great love for shoes and chasing sock balls.

[ooc; McCoy is actually finding the dog but all are free to have seen him and watch him EVADE CAPTURE because that's obviously what dogs do, the little shits.]

Comments

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

That is a terrible thing to say to someone who's graduated, Jim. Can I just promise you now that I'm never gonna set fire to your stuff?

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

I wasn't accusing you. We live on a boat of crazy people.

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

Maybe if you actually locked your door ever then it'd be less of a thing to worry about.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

If there's a raging fire on the Barge, I think a locked door is the least of our problems.

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[gotgreenmagic]

I assumed you were more concerned about people specifically trying to burn your stuff. Given the population of wizards and whatever I don't think a 'raging fire' on the Barge would last all that long.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Maybe it'll be a flood.

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[gotgreenmagic]

I don't know if I'm a fan of the idea that dating me is gonna make bad things more likely to happen to you on a monthly basis.

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[captain_jtkirk]

It's the Barge. We're lucky to get by a week without something terrible.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Point. Although this month's been...not terrible?

I guess I've jinxed it just by saying that.

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[captain_jtkirk]

I have wood in my pants if you need some to knock on.

Re: Private

[gotgreenmagic]

Are you trying to make something bad happen now?

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[captain_jtkirk]

Someday you'll like the pick up lines.

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[gotgreenmagic]

If I ever like the pick up lines? That's how you'll know you slept through a flood warning.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Duly noted.

Bones knows now, by the way.

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[gotgreenmagic]

You tell him, or did he find some incriminating evidence on the dog?

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

Mix of both.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Was he...mad?

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[captain_jtkirk]

I don't think you have to be concerned about 'reserved for Bones' being tattooed on me somewhere.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Uh-huh, I've been taking that as read so far. Was he mad?

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[captain_jtkirk]

Kinda yeah.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Are you even supposed to tell people this stuff? I don't care about any of my friends' sex lives.

...unless it was Prefect. But that's more an issue of novelty value.

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[captain_jtkirk]

I think the world would be ending if Prefect ever had sex without a flood influence.

Re: Private

[gotgreenmagic]

That as well.

But seriously. What were you supposed to say? How does that even come up in conversation? I mean, sure, you didn't tell him but it's not like he asked either.

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[captain_jtkirk]

I didn't think he actually cared who I'm sleeping with.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Then what? Because if it's for keeping secrets then I'm just going to start telling you how ironic that is and maybe never stop.