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I seem to be missing a dog.

He's black and white and has a great love for shoes and chasing sock balls.

[ooc; McCoy is actually finding the dog but all are free to have seen him and watch him EVADE CAPTURE because that's obviously what dogs do, the little shits.]

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You have no imagination.

If your atrocious pick up lines are the alternative then I'm gonna take pride in that.

Do I have to introduce you to the concept of jokes now too?

Do I have to introduce you to the concept that it's only a joke if it's funny?

I laughed at it.

You laugh at your own jokes? Loser.

Grinch.

Dweeb.

I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously whenever you say that.

Great, we've finally reached the way I feel whenever you pull out one of your lousy pick up lines and/or horrible sex puns.

I'm okay with that.

Uh huh. What makes me think you'll have mysteriously dried up by the end of the month?

I'll do anything to get laid?

Well, now I know your weakness. Shouldn't have let that slip, Jim.

I'm not worried. You're a Warden now.

Past observation suggests that means I can do whatever I want and nobody's in a position to hold me seriously accountable.

I'll put you under citizen's arrest.

Yeah, that'll last for about thirty seconds.

I hope it'll last a little longer than that.

Are you suggesting you'd behave inappropriately towards a detainee? Pretty low, Cap'n.

Oh no, the detainee is obviously trying to earn her freedom by any means necessary.

You obviously don't know her all that well if you think she'll use bribery and not her unreasonably superior strength.

I guess it'd be my own fault if she ended up arresting me instead.

It'd definitely be your own fault. And anything that happened while you were in custody, we-ell....probably your bad too.

I accept whatever punishment you have in mind for me.

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