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I seem to be missing a dog.

He's black and white and has a great love for shoes and chasing sock balls.

[ooc; McCoy is actually finding the dog but all are free to have seen him and watch him EVADE CAPTURE because that's obviously what dogs do, the little shits.]

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I didn't think he actually cared who I'm sleeping with.

Then what? Because if it's for keeping secrets then I'm just going to start telling you how ironic that is and maybe never stop.

Maybe just never start.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

No chance you're coming to knock my wood tonight?

Not any more, no.

It's still the mustache, isn't it.

It was going to be the mustache but right now it's the fact you're using 'knock wood' as a euphemism.

So I didn't have anything to lose by saying it.

...It was possible we could've negotiated something that didn't involve your face.

[God damn it when did two weeks start feeling like such a long time.]

[Since you had the Kirk experience]

I regret saying anything at all.

[The Kirk experience has ruined her. :C]

Good. And don't think you can get away with the world's worst pick-up lines on April first, either.

Edited 2012-03-27 22:01 (UTC)

[Or bettered her c:]

I'm probably not going to stop using them. Fair warning.

And they're probably not going to stop discouraging me from sleeping with you. Fair warning yourself.

...

I'm thinking I might just, like, tell everyone I know. I mean, it's still nobody else's business and if all I get is a collective shrug and/or silence then great? I just don't want anybody else to get all weird about me 'keeping secrets'.

Go for it. Anyone else I would tell probably wants to know even less than Bones did. [i.e. T'Pol]

Maybe we should just start making out in public and let everyone get the idea for themselves.

They'd get off on it.

That bothers you? Here I thought exhibitionism would suit someone with your enormous ego.

Right up until Tim stabs me with a butterknife out of jealousy.

Yeah, well. Whatever sympathy I might have had for his position pretty much evaporated when it turned out he 'doesn't know' if we were doing stuff before I graduated. While he and I were still dating.

I'm sorry, he thinks what?

...

Don't make a huge deal out of this, okay? I'd rather he didn't know I told you. He just thought it was, I dunno, reasonable to suspect there was some kind of overlap.

I don't care. [Yes she does.] If he needs me to be the bad guy then fine, whatever. Can't say I'm not used to it.

I'm not going to say anything to him. I just think he's being a dick about this.

Ehn. I guess having your ex act like a teenager is part of being a cougar.

It probably also comes with the fact that he is still a teenager.

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