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I seem to be missing a dog.

He's black and white and has a great love for shoes and chasing sock balls.

[ooc; McCoy is actually finding the dog but all are free to have seen him and watch him EVADE CAPTURE because that's obviously what dogs do, the little shits.]

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Don't make a huge deal out of this, okay? I'd rather he didn't know I told you. He just thought it was, I dunno, reasonable to suspect there was some kind of overlap.

I don't care. [Yes she does.] If he needs me to be the bad guy then fine, whatever. Can't say I'm not used to it.

I'm not going to say anything to him. I just think he's being a dick about this.

Ehn. I guess having your ex act like a teenager is part of being a cougar.

It probably also comes with the fact that he is still a teenager.

Yeah, I was leaving that as read, genius.

Edited 2012-03-28 18:20 (UTC)

Hey don't take it out on me.

....sorry.

It's okay.

I'm sorry he's being like this.

It's not like he doesn't have a point. I mean, a small point, it is nowhere near as much of a point as he thinks it is? But a point.

Whatever point he might have, you were my Inmate. That's a line I wouldn't cross.

I know. I know.

I'm talking about me. It's...not as if the way I felt about you changed significantly between me graduating and when we started...whatever this is.

That would be a huge change in about ten minutes.

Look, if you and your dog get to use Christmas as our start date then so do I, okay?

We've been doing this for like two years haven't we?

That's kinda my whole point.

Still didn't do anything wrong to Tim.

Not technically.

Sorry. I realize talking about my feelings must be giving you hives.

My tongue is starting to itch, yes.

Actually I hear that's a side effect of making bad decisions about facial hair.

Then how do you explain the swelling?

That doesn't even make sense. Try harder.

Edited 2012-03-28 22:49 (UTC)

You have no imagination.

If your atrocious pick up lines are the alternative then I'm gonna take pride in that.

Do I have to introduce you to the concept of jokes now too?

Do I have to introduce you to the concept that it's only a joke if it's funny?

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