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I seem to be missing a dog.

He's black and white and has a great love for shoes and chasing sock balls.

[ooc; McCoy is actually finding the dog but all are free to have seen him and watch him EVADE CAPTURE because that's obviously what dogs do, the little shits.]

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We've been doing this for like two years haven't we?

That's kinda my whole point.

Still didn't do anything wrong to Tim.

Not technically.

Sorry. I realize talking about my feelings must be giving you hives.

My tongue is starting to itch, yes.

Actually I hear that's a side effect of making bad decisions about facial hair.

Then how do you explain the swelling?

That doesn't even make sense. Try harder.

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You have no imagination.

If your atrocious pick up lines are the alternative then I'm gonna take pride in that.

Do I have to introduce you to the concept of jokes now too?

Do I have to introduce you to the concept that it's only a joke if it's funny?

I laughed at it.

You laugh at your own jokes? Loser.

Grinch.

Dweeb.

I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously whenever you say that.

Great, we've finally reached the way I feel whenever you pull out one of your lousy pick up lines and/or horrible sex puns.

I'm okay with that.

Uh huh. What makes me think you'll have mysteriously dried up by the end of the month?

I'll do anything to get laid?

Well, now I know your weakness. Shouldn't have let that slip, Jim.

I'm not worried. You're a Warden now.

Past observation suggests that means I can do whatever I want and nobody's in a position to hold me seriously accountable.

I'll put you under citizen's arrest.

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