.033 - someday, I'll stop posting every day

[captain_jtkirk]

[Filtered to Admiral Kirk. Viewable by Bones.]

So Admiral.

Imagine my everlasting shame when it was brought to my attention that you haven't had your physical yet. A man of your age and experience should know that they are vital to a man's health.

You need to report to the Infirmary. Right now. Or else I'm going to be forced to take drastic measures.

[Private to Pavi]

So what's McCoy got you doing?

[ooc: Kirkling found the medical files. So he snooped. And is using that to win his bet with Bones FOREVER.]

Comments

[khaaaaaaaan.livejournal.com]

Is that so? As much as it pains me to destroy your image of me as an old man...I cannot neglect my...duty.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Have you ever had that breathing thing looked at?

[khaaaaaaaan.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you're talking about...Captain.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm not surprised.

Are you coming or what?

[Action!}

[khaaaaaaaan.livejournal.com]

Jim pulled on his jacket as he headed out of his quarters. Any physical with Bones was a pain in the ass, but he had been putting this one off especially because this younger Bones was just as cantankerous and not his cantankerous Bones. God only knew what would come of that.

But he wasn't going to let his younger self get the better of him, and by the time he got to the infirmary, his chest was puffed out about as much as his ego was.

"Bones..."

[Action!] - I'm super lazy so you get both Peter and Kirk from this account

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"Sorry, Bones has the week off," Kirk said with a proud little smirk, crossing his arms over his chest. He figured that if he could get the older Kirk to get his physical done and it hadn't taken as much work to rope Peter into helping him than he thought.

"Peter here's going to do it."

"I promise I'll be gentle about it," Peter added. He'd heard enough complaining from McCoy to get an idea of what to expect from the two Kirks in the same room.

[Action] Lazy is cool with me

[khaaaaaaaan.livejournal.com]

The admiral raised his eyebrows. He couldn't back out now. That would only give the Captain more fuel for the ever growing fire. And there was his own pride...

"I'm not sure your presence is necessary, Captain."

[Action]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"Didn't you hear? I'm the head of the Infirmary this week. I need to make sure that you don't talk your way out of this. And like, record what happens. For proof."

OOC:

[acid_rayne]

Laughing so hard!

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

What have I told you about using your powers for evil?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

What evil?

He needs a physical.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

And I'm sure you're doing all this out of the goodness of your heart.

Are you gonna give Kirk his talking to?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Getting a stubborn old man like the Admiral counts as doing your job better than you, right?

You know it ma'am.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Threatening the man for kicks doesn't count towards being a fine example of a doctor Jim. Neither is informing a potential conquest they need a 'physical,' which better not have happened in my Sick Bay so help you God.

Private - PS: GET ON AIM.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I didn't threaten him for kicks. Peter gave him the physical.

I'm saving defiling this sacred place for you, sweet cheeks.

Private - Yes ma'am :>

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

How is he? I'm concerned about the stress the Barge and Spock's death must be having on him.

What a romantic. We need to talk Jim.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

He's actually pretty fit. Peter wrote some stuff down. You'll have to consult with him.

I don't like where this is going.

Private - hurr I forget things

[themostdashing.livejournal.com]

The Pavi has been working in the library for a few weeks, now. It is most dull.

...

The doctor has also been making me practice my music. But this is only a very small thing, si?

Private - wtg

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Is there anything you think you'd enjoy more? Like cooking or something?

It's not a small thing if you like it. Which I assume you do.

Private - strikes just about readable

[themostdashing.livejournal.com]

My former Warden was not happy to let me work in the kitchens, nor in the infirmary, si? And they would be very boring as well. If the Pavi must have a job then this is...acceptable.

And no, I do not like being made to do things. This is why I am being forced, you understand? Had he simply left me to it, I would have been doing it anyway so his harassment is very pointless.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You know Bones. Idle hands are the devil's playground and all that.

I'm repealing the order then. Practice it if you want to or don't but I think I'd really like to hear you play sometime, if you wouldn't mind that.

Private

[themostdashing.livejournal.com]

...

Grazie mille, capitano. I do not mind.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Do you write music too?

Private

[themostdashing.livejournal.com]

Yes
No

Sometimes

...

Si, a little.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I think that's pretty cool.

How's about I stop by later and you play me something then?