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James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2009-10-21 09:17 pm

.033 - someday, I'll stop posting every day

[Filtered to Admiral Kirk. Viewable by Bones.]

So Admiral.

Imagine my everlasting shame when it was brought to my attention that you haven't had your physical yet. A man of your age and experience should know that they are vital to a man's health.

You need to report to the Infirmary. Right now. Or else I'm going to be forced to take drastic measures.

[Private to Pavi]

So what's McCoy got you doing?

[ooc: Kirkling found the medical files. So he snooped. And is using that to win his bet with Bones FOREVER.]

I'm ashamed of them

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-22 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
"She's a goddamn green Barbie who's the girl version of me five years ago... with less alcohol and sex." [Pause.] "And she doesn't respond as well to dares."

You know you want a sweatshirt.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-22 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
So she's a more mature version of you. [McCoy responded, giving him an incredulous look.] What's your plan for her anyway?

No I don't :c

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-22 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't have to get her to care about everyone. But she has to care about something. I just have to find it. It's like a treasure hunt."

Yes you do. Don't lie to yourself.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-22 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Just don't call it a 'treasure hunt' to her face or you'll deserve whatever bodily harm she inflicts. [He paused, quiet a moment before looking back up at Jim.] Do you remember when I told you I'm not going to be some flavor of the week?

It doesn't matter cause my family doesn't love me that much anyway

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-22 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Jim froze at that those words, eyeing Bones suspiciously.]

"Yeeeah?"

Well then I'll get you one obviously.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-22 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Bones just gave him an exasperated look back for his suspicious one.] I'm not going to say I expect you to be monogamous but I'm not going to pretend I like it either. [He answered after a pause, frowning as he stood.] You smelled like her for Christ's sake.

Hurray!

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-22 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Some self preservation instinct kept Jim from asking which girl he smelled like. But it didn't stop him from smelling himself right then and there to make sure that he didn't smell like anyone else. He didn't think he did but it didn't hurt to make sure.]

"I'm sorry?" [He offered because that seemed easiest.]

Well I wouldn't want you to die in the mountains. That would suck.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-22 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
[McCoy rolled his eyes at the answer and action, crossing his arms. He expected it, really, but he was old fashioned. That was one thing Jocelyn could never accuse him of and never tried to, being unfaithful.] Sorry. You're impossible. I don't want an apology damnit, I want- [He paused, as if trying to figure it out. He gave up after a moment, stepping forward, closer, and dropping his arms.] I'm not in this for kicks Jim. I'm won't ask you to change your ways right out of the blue but I'm not going to put up with you coming back here and reeking of sex, you understand me?

People in Colorado don't die of frost bite. We're too tough.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-22 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah. Showers are good. Got it," [Jim said quietly, biting down on the inside of his cheek.] "I'm not.. in it for kicks, either. For the record."

Uh huh. Screw the laws of nature and what not.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-22 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
[McCoy stared at him a long moment before asking levelly.] If I asked you to stop would you?

That's how we do out here.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-22 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kirk didn't answer right away, too busy weighing everything in his head. Was it worth it to push Bones's buttons about this? Probably not. And sleeping with one person was an entirely foreign concept. That implied there was a real relationship going on or something.]

"I don't care about them," [he said finally, which was neither a yes or a no.] "And it's not a reflection on you if I sleep with someone else. They're just... kinda there, you know? A hand's a hand and a mouth is a mouth but you're my Bones."

You're like mountain cowboys.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-23 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[McCoy sighed, some of the tension leaving his shoulders but in a nearly resigned way, like fighting a losing battle. He knew that damnit, he had been in Kirk's head and knew he mattered to the young man, which should have been enough for him. And it was, to some extent.]

You really don't get it do you Jim? [He asked, tone bitterly amused as he shook his head.]

Better than mountain cowboys

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-23 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Am I offending your delicate Southern sensibilities?"

what is better than mountain cowboys

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-23 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah Jim, because where I come from when people are more than just fuck buddies they don't like to share. [McCoy snapped.]

Mountain.... ninjas

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-23 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
"So you're jealous?" [Kirk raised his eyebrows at him.] "Can I have friends? Can I talk to other people or should I run it past you first?"

... well played.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-23 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Don't pretend you don't know what I mean. [He glares right back.] Hell, maybe you don't, lords knows I can never tell.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-23 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Do you trust me at all? Because it feels like to me like you think I'm going to find someone I like better so you have to stake your claim on me. I'm not a piece of land, Bones. Or a horse."

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-23 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Jesus Jim, you really don't understand. [He pinches the bridge of his nose before dropping his hand.] A relationship isn't about staking claims but it isn't about fucking and running around like that's all there is to it. You're telling me if I went off and had some damned fling it wouldn't bother you in the slightest?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-23 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Well... no. Maybe. A little bit. But only because he knows that when Bones has sex, it's because it means something to him and it's important and all that stuff. So if he did sleep with someone else, it'd mean that he didn't care about Jim anymore.

Obviously.]

"I'm trying. I'm not..." [He gestures between them fruitlessly, trying to say that he's not good at relationships without actually having to admit it.]

"I'll stop."

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-23 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[McCoy's brow rose, arms crossing.] You'll stop what? Sleeping around? [He asked, slight disbelief in his tone.]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-23 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
[He gets a glare for that tone.]

"Yeah. I'm all yours."

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-23 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
[McCoy regarded him a moment, stepping forward with a sigh as he placed his hand at the back of Kirk's neck.] I'm not an idiot Jim, I know you well enough to know forcing you into anything will only end in a brand of idiocy that would make Spock cry. Do what you want. [He kept his gaze steady into Jim's ridiculously blue eyes.] Work it out for yourself. I can wait. [He just needed to know Kirk was serious too.]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-23 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Jim isn't sure if he should point out that this whole conversation already makes him feel like an idiot or that he's got some kind of weird knee-jerk reaction that makes him want to do whatever Bones asks of him because then he'll be happy and happy people don't leave or that he's pretty sure he deserves to be kicked to curb for that crap he pulled.

But he really doesn't want to talk about any of that.

So he just leaps without looking instead.]

"I'm serious, Bones. It's all or nothing, right?"

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-23 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
It's not as simple as an ultimatum. [McCoy says incredulously, brow quirked.] And this isn't a some dare either Jim.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-23 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's stubborn pride working for Bones's favor right now. And he should be thankful that Kirk will do just about anything to prove to doubters that he can do it. So really, he should be happy because he's getting his way.]

"I know, it's about maturing and being a better person."

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