.058 - re: presents

[captain_jtkirk]

While I never say no to action figures, I didn't get you guys anything, sorry.

[Private to Flynn]

Flynn, Eugene, I'm going to call you whatever one pisses you off more when you make me mad, so it doesn't really matter.

I'm Jim Kirk, I'm your Warden.

Questions?

[Private to Shego]

Didn't you say you have your own bathroom?

Comments

[Private]

[tooscaredtoask]

Riiiight. Listen, I'm just going to go back to doing what it is I do around here, and you can go back to whatever you do around here, so unless you've got any helpful advice...?

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

Besides being wrongly fully imprisoned, why do you think you're here?

[Private]

[tooscaredtoask]

I got whacked over the head?

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

Beyond that.

[Private]

[tooscaredtoask]

I could make a couple guesses, but you know, there are far worse things than robbing from the rich and giving to me.

Re: [Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

True but that doesn't make it right.

[Private]

[tooscaredtoask]

Doesn't mean I deserve to be here.

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

You are here. So you can wallow about that or we can get to know each other over coffee.

[Private]

[tooscaredtoask]

... Sure. [What is coffee. :|a]

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

[You poor sad man :c] Meet in the dining hall in a half hour?

[Private]

[tooscaredtoask]

[Hey. We have other cool stuff. :c] I'll be there.

TO SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

[Kirk is there, waiting like a creep. He already has the coffee, hope you like it black.]

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

[Flynn has never had coffee before, so this is just a fun new experience all around.] So, not to sound uncultured or anything, but what's coffee?

SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

"It's just a drink. Kind of like tea if you've had that."

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

"What's it made out of?"

Re: SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

"... coffee beans and water?"

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

"Beans? Why would you drink something made from beans?"

SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

"Do you want tea instead?"

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

"I'll try it, it just sounds strange."

Re: SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

"It is strange. It's maybe an acquired taste."

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

[Fine, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, he is trying the coffee. And not... totally hating it.] "Doesn't taste like any beans I've ever had."

SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

"They are something special." [Jim smiled a little bit.] "So tell me something about you don't think would be in your file."

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

"Like what?" [Is this a test. :|]

Re: SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

[Maybe :|] "Anything you want."

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

"I don't sing."