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James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2012-01-03 12:35 am
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.058 - re: presents

While I never say no to action figures, I didn't get you guys anything, sorry.

[Private to Flynn]

Flynn, Eugene, I'm going to call you whatever one pisses you off more when you make me mad, so it doesn't really matter.

I'm Jim Kirk, I'm your Warden.

Questions?

[Private to Shego]

Didn't you say you have your own bathroom?
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captain_jtkirk: (naked fun times)

Re: SPAM

[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-01-06 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
"I captain the ship?"
tooscaredtoask: (Welllllllllllllll.)

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[personal profile] tooscaredtoask 2012-01-06 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, but what does that mean? What does your ship do, if it's not pulling people out from the jaws of death and keeping them on board against their will?"
captain_jtkirk: (saving the world is a waste of time)

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[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-01-06 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Starfleet aims to be a humanitarian and peace keeping armada. We meet new worlds and an keep the peace in the Federation.
tooscaredtoask: (Sneak sneak sneak.)

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[personal profile] tooscaredtoask 2012-01-08 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
"And the Federation's what, Earth?"
captain_jtkirk: (this is my pet Russian)

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[personal profile] captain_jtkirk 2012-01-08 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
"Earth is a part of it. It's a coalition of planets."
tooscaredtoask: (Meh.)

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[personal profile] tooscaredtoask 2012-01-08 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
"Huh." [So basically is he the only person here who's never heard of this whole spaceship crap before?]
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