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.058 - re: presents

While I never say no to action figures, I didn't get you guys anything, sorry.

[Private to Flynn]

Flynn, Eugene, I'm going to call you whatever one pisses you off more when you make me mad, so it doesn't really matter.

I'm Jim Kirk, I'm your Warden.

Questions?

[Private to Shego]

Didn't you say you have your own bathroom?

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Doesn't mean I deserve to be here.

You are here. So you can wallow about that or we can get to know each other over coffee.

... Sure. [What is coffee. :|a]

[You poor sad man :c] Meet in the dining hall in a half hour?

[Hey. We have other cool stuff. :c] I'll be there.

[Kirk is there, waiting like a creep. He already has the coffee, hope you like it black.]

[Flynn has never had coffee before, so this is just a fun new experience all around.] So, not to sound uncultured or anything, but what's coffee?

"It's just a drink. Kind of like tea if you've had that."

"What's it made out of?"

"... coffee beans and water?"

"Beans? Why would you drink something made from beans?"

"Do you want tea instead?"

"I'll try it, it just sounds strange."

"It is strange. It's maybe an acquired taste."

[Fine, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, he is trying the coffee. And not... totally hating it.] "Doesn't taste like any beans I've ever had."

"They are something special." [Jim smiled a little bit.] "So tell me something about you don't think would be in your file."

"Like what?" [Is this a test. :|]

[Maybe :|] "Anything you want."

"I don't sing."

"Me either. Unless I'm drunk."

"Good to know. So, what brings you here to this lovely... whatever this place actually is."

[Jim doesn't answer right away.] "I'm dying back home. I'm stuck here until the deal gets fulfilled."

"Oh." [Whelp. That sucks.] "I didn't realize wardens were dead too."

"Most of us aren't. It's only the few oddballs."

"So, I 'graduate'-" [Airquotes.] "And you get out of here like nothing ever happened?"

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