.058 - re: presents

[captain_jtkirk]

While I never say no to action figures, I didn't get you guys anything, sorry.

[Private to Flynn]

Flynn, Eugene, I'm going to call you whatever one pisses you off more when you make me mad, so it doesn't really matter.

I'm Jim Kirk, I'm your Warden.

Questions?

[Private to Shego]

Didn't you say you have your own bathroom?

Comments

SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

[Jim doesn't answer right away.] "I'm dying back home. I'm stuck here until the deal gets fulfilled."

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

"Oh." [Whelp. That sucks.] "I didn't realize wardens were dead too."

Re: SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

"Most of us aren't. It's only the few oddballs."

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

"So, I 'graduate'-" [Airquotes.] "And you get out of here like nothing ever happened?"

SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

"Not exactly." [Kirk isn't into lying to his Inmate. SO DON'T YOU DARE LIE TO HIM EVER]

"It's not my deal. It's my friend's. I don't really have one."

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

[I'M MAKING NO PROMISES. :V] "Hm." [He doesn't really know what to say about all that. So. Subject change.] "Not to pry or anything, 'Warden', butwhat's with the outfit?"

SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

[PROMISE YOU ANIMATED THIEF]

"It's Jim. And this is my uniform. I captain a starship."

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

[BUT LYING IS SO MUCH FUN. :C]

"Like this one?"

Re: SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

"Sort of. She's a lot prettier to look at and I don't have a habit of kidnapping people."

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

"If you did, I'd probably be questioning why you're here a lot more than I was."

Re: SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

"Looking for suckers, probably." [He laughs a little.]

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

"So, what do you do?"

Re: SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

"I captain the ship?"

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

"Yeah, but what does that mean? What does your ship do, if it's not pulling people out from the jaws of death and keeping them on board against their will?"

Re: SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

"Starfleet aims to be a humanitarian and peace keeping armada. We meet new worlds and an keep the peace in the Federation.

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

"And the Federation's what, Earth?"

Re: SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

"Earth is a part of it. It's a coalition of planets."

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

"Huh." [So basically is he the only person here who's never heard of this whole spaceship crap before?]