.058 - re: presents

[captain_jtkirk]

While I never say no to action figures, I didn't get you guys anything, sorry.

[Private to Flynn]

Flynn, Eugene, I'm going to call you whatever one pisses you off more when you make me mad, so it doesn't really matter.

I'm Jim Kirk, I'm your Warden.

Questions?

[Private to Shego]

Didn't you say you have your own bathroom?

Comments

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

[Flynn has never had coffee before, so this is just a fun new experience all around.] So, not to sound uncultured or anything, but what's coffee?

SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

"It's just a drink. Kind of like tea if you've had that."

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

"What's it made out of?"

Re: SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

"... coffee beans and water?"

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

"Beans? Why would you drink something made from beans?"

SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

"Do you want tea instead?"

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

"I'll try it, it just sounds strange."

Re: SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

"It is strange. It's maybe an acquired taste."

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

[Fine, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, he is trying the coffee. And not... totally hating it.] "Doesn't taste like any beans I've ever had."

SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

"They are something special." [Jim smiled a little bit.] "So tell me something about you don't think would be in your file."

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

"Like what?" [Is this a test. :|]

Re: SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

[Maybe :|] "Anything you want."

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

"I don't sing."

Re: SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

"Me either. Unless I'm drunk."

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

"Good to know. So, what brings you here to this lovely... whatever this place actually is."

SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

[Jim doesn't answer right away.] "I'm dying back home. I'm stuck here until the deal gets fulfilled."

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

"Oh." [Whelp. That sucks.] "I didn't realize wardens were dead too."

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[captain_jtkirk]

"Most of us aren't. It's only the few oddballs."

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

"So, I 'graduate'-" [Airquotes.] "And you get out of here like nothing ever happened?"

SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

"Not exactly." [Kirk isn't into lying to his Inmate. SO DON'T YOU DARE LIE TO HIM EVER]

"It's not my deal. It's my friend's. I don't really have one."

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

[I'M MAKING NO PROMISES. :V] "Hm." [He doesn't really know what to say about all that. So. Subject change.] "Not to pry or anything, 'Warden', butwhat's with the outfit?"

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[captain_jtkirk]

[PROMISE YOU ANIMATED THIEF]

"It's Jim. And this is my uniform. I captain a starship."

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

[BUT LYING IS SO MUCH FUN. :C]

"Like this one?"

Re: SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

"Sort of. She's a lot prettier to look at and I don't have a habit of kidnapping people."

SPAM

[tooscaredtoask]

"If you did, I'd probably be questioning why you're here a lot more than I was."