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[captain_jtkirk]

[Kirk and Shego have the strangest conversations. And since he left in the middle of one, that is exactly where he's coming back, which is now gloriously broadcast to all.]

--ring dream that the Enterprise is being eaten by an octopus in space and for whatever reason, Tim is there and all he can say is 'that is so cool' like it's the realization of all his hopes and dreams. And I consider pushing him out of an airlock. Is that weird?

[Pausepause]

Shego?

Sheeeego?

It's rude to start ignoring me in the middle of a conversation, you know. We can start manners camp all over again.

Comments

[peektuttut]

Ouch. That's cold. [IT'S A JOKE. GETTIT?]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Hang on. Kirk is shaking his communicator because why are you talking to him :c]

... have you been there the whole time?

[peektuttut]

Yeah. You haven't, though.

[batmanschmatman]

No pushing him out of airlocks, please.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Seriously why are you people suddenly in this conversation :c]

What if he's being stupid? And did I make this public somehow?

[slayage]

Uh. Jim? This is.. really really public.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm gathering that. I don't think I hit anything though.

1/3

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Of course it's weird. Your entire subconscious is like some horrible minefield of weird psychoses, you -

2/3

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[Wait what]

[acid_rayne]

A... Space octopus?

Do you even have those...?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I hope not.

[fivestepsahead.livejournal.com]

That might actually be an accurate representation of his hopes and dreams.

{ SO DRY.

Also teasing-Tim is totally okay. He's trying to get along with people, okay? ]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I suspected it was when he nearly peed himself with joy when I let him take apart one of my phasers.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

...wait, what?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I have weird dreams?

[Voice]

[with_discipline]

[HELLO BEST FRIEND. Be happy, T'Pol is dragging herself out of self imposed isolation for this.]

Welcome back, Captain.

[Voice]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[He loves you :c]

Thanks I suppose.

[toldastory]

Welcome back, Jim.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Martha.

[mightymorbid]

Oh come on!

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Oh look, you sound displeased. I'm shocked.

[inhistorybooks]

Nice ta have ya back, Jim. [lol rank what are you.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[CAPTAIN :|]

I really don't feel like I left, Trip. [Look he's sort of joking about it :c]

/latest ever, whoops

[cisskabob]

...Jim?

/pats?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Um. Hey?