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James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2011-05-04 11:32 am
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.033 - [audio]

[Kirk and Shego have the strangest conversations. And since he left in the middle of one, that is exactly where he's coming back, which is now gloriously broadcast to all.]

--ring dream that the Enterprise is being eaten by an octopus in space and for whatever reason, Tim is there and all he can say is 'that is so cool' like it's the realization of all his hopes and dreams. And I consider pushing him out of an airlock. Is that weird?

[Pausepause]

Shego?

Sheeeego?

It's rude to start ignoring me in the middle of a conversation, you know. We can start manners camp all over again.
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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, like a year ago he was here. It wasn't my finest moment."
batmanschmatman: (Bitch plz.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-05 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
"You didn't beat him up, did you?"

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
"I lied about my identity so I could find out things about his life without it being weird and then he thought I was his son. Which worked for a while because our eyes are different."
batmanschmatman: (Bruce is cray cray.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-05 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
"How'd he find out you were lying?"

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
"People told him I was here and it was really just a matter of time before he figured it out. Then he punched me."
batmanschmatman: (Listening & none too pleased about it.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-05 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
"That's... awkward." [Although he's not begrudging you for lying about it.] "How long was he around for?"

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Just a couple of months. Long enough to give me an identity crisis."
batmanschmatman: (Curious.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-05 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
"Why an identity crisis?"

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
"You wouldn't question who you are if you met the man you should've been if it hadn't been for a genocidal maniac?"
batmanschmatman: (Conversational.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-05 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
"Who says you should have been him? I've done my fair share of seeing what would have or might have happened if key events in my life hadn't worked out the way they did, but that doesn't devalue who I am or how I got here."

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Okay, I don't need the peptalk now. A year ago, yes, but I'm pretty over it at this point." [You know, he's mature and stuff. And he spent two years at home between then and now, so he's pretty self assured.]
batmanschmatman: (Smirk.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-05 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shruggg.] "Just saying."

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
"I appreciate the peptalk. My self confidence is pretty intact right now."
batmanschmatman: (Neutral.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-06 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
"You asked if I'd question who I am if I met a counterpart of myself. I told you what I'd do."

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
"You're annoyingly well adjusted."
Edited 2011-05-06 04:11 (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (Laughing.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-06 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh my god, loling forever. Like, Dick is actually laughing out loud at that.] "Maybe when it comes to counterparts, but I think I make up for it with some of my other stuff."
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