captain_jtkirk: (being a slut is hard work)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2011-05-04 11:32 am

.033 - [audio]

[Kirk and Shego have the strangest conversations. And since he left in the middle of one, that is exactly where he's coming back, which is now gloriously broadcast to all.]

--ring dream that the Enterprise is being eaten by an octopus in space and for whatever reason, Tim is there and all he can say is 'that is so cool' like it's the realization of all his hopes and dreams. And I consider pushing him out of an airlock. Is that weird?

[Pausepause]

Shego?

Sheeeego?

It's rude to start ignoring me in the middle of a conversation, you know. We can start manners camp all over again.

[identity profile] fivestepsahead.livejournal.com 2011-05-04 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
That might actually be an accurate representation of his hopes and dreams.

{ SO DRY.

Also teasing-Tim is totally okay. He's trying to get along with people, okay? ]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-04 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I suspected it was when he nearly peed himself with joy when I let him take apart one of my phasers.
peektuttut: (E; You're not serious.)

[personal profile] peektuttut 2011-05-04 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh.

Come to think of it, maybe I'm not so glad you're back.
peektuttut: (T; Lol tutoring. (smile))

[personal profile] peektuttut 2011-05-04 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I probably do.
peektuttut: (T; Who sleeps any more (smile))

[personal profile] peektuttut 2011-05-04 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever.

[identity profile] fivestepsahead.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
... There are some things I really don't need to know.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
It still doesn't surprise you and you know it.

[identity profile] fivestepsahead.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
You have a very strange view of him.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
You didn't see his face when he found out my name.

[identity profile] fivestepsahead.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ So dry. ]

I can imagine it. Even I have heard of your name.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Well it is a pretty great name. It rolls off the tongue.

[identity profile] fivestepsahead.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty famous too.

Though you look different.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Funny story. Some guy traveled through time, killed my dad and forced my mom into premature labor. And I'm only 27.

[identity profile] fivestepsahead.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
... An alternate universe, then.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Well yeah but that just sounds depressing.

[identity profile] fivestepsahead.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Truth tends to be.

Why is it depressing in this particular case?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Everyone only knows the other me.

[identity profile] fivestepsahead.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
It means your life isn't documented for all to see. That's a good thing.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
That's not true. There's a movie. I've seen it.

[identity profile] fivestepsahead.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
And how many people have seen that compared to what they know of your alternate universe self?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
At least two. Which is two too many.

[identity profile] fivestepsahead.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
And yet you're complaining that it's depressing that people don't know about you.