captain_jtkirk: (captaining. leave me be.)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2009-12-13 06:48 pm

.046 - voice post, sorry for the length

[Kirk is back! Though the Barge stole him back while he sleeping because it's an evil, evil entity. Why so late at in the day? Ship's time on the Enterprise is weird.]

Yeoman... Johnson, can you call down to Sickbay and get more of the little yellow pills? Maybe find some coffee while you're running around getting the reports from Medical and Science anyway, oh and that one Admiral Pike sent yesterday and I need you to let Scotty know that I reeeeeeeally wasn't kidding when I rejected that experimental upgrade on the cooling systems. I will hobble down there myself and take those plans away from him--are you getting all of this?

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... Johnson, come in.

Why aren't you--[Have the 'oh shit, I'm not on Enterprise anymore, am I?' moment.]

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Motherfuck.

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Bones, you better have little yellow pills in your stash here or I'm going to die from an infection.

[Oh and it's not an away mission on the Enterprise if Kirk doesn't get hurt, so he got speared. Makes it easier to hunt him down and smack him for being an ass.]

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
[McCoy moves his hand away sharply, looking over at Jim with a wry twist of his lips.]

It's my way of saying we never go somewhere nice. [He says in a bone dry tone, sobering a bit at Kirk's next remark.] I know Jim, hell, I don't blame you. I know the Enterprise always comes first- it should, just like the well being of the crew will always come first for me, even if that means making a hard decision about 'emotional compromise.' I just- I should have been there. I'm sure Spock ad Uhura felt the same way. And as for Spock-

[He shakes his head.] Forget it. If you two are destined for something then there's not much that can be done anyway now is there? And if you aren't then I'm acting like a damned child over nothing.
Edited 2009-12-14 06:36 (UTC)

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
"Next time, I'll bring you back to the Enterprise. Show you all the sights." [Jim promises with a small smile.] "And for the record, none of you could've effected the outcome. Spock would've been on the ship, there was no need for a medic on the ground, or an interpreter."

[He rolls his eyes a little bit.] "That was another life, Bones. We've already pretty much decided that I'm not that Kirk. And I hate the word destiny. So you are whining about nothing."

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Show me your rocket ship? That's a pretty weak line Jim. [McCoy says with a quirked brow.] Maybe not, but we still should have been there. None of us really belong here Jim.

[He tapers off, lips stretching thin at Kirk's words.] Easy for you to say. [He says dryly, shaking his head and running a thumb over the ribbon Uhura tied on his wrist, lips quirking slightly.] Or maybe not. Spock even apologized of all things.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Jim shrugs because it's not like they can do anything about it now. Next time, he'll drag them all from their beds kicking and screaming if he has to.]

"That Spock always was a sweetheart." [He touched the ribbon too, raising an eyebrow.] "You promised to someone else, Bones?"

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, a real gentleman. [McCoy says, glancing over with one corner of his mouth quirking.] Just a little festive cheer Jim. That's what Christmas is about you know, what you have, not what you don't. You missed a lot in four days.

[He picks up his PADD, finding Pavi's video post with his now unscarred face and hands it to Jim.]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
"Pretty sure it was more like six days." [Not that that really needed correcting but okay. Kirk takes the PADD and stares at it for a few moments.]

"So you got over me by making Pavi beautiful?"

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
Wow Doc, great job on that complex procedure. [McCoy says sarcastically, reaching for the PADD.] We've been planning the surgery for a while, he finally agreed a few days before you left. Not everything is about you you know.

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"... I don't like living in a world where Uhura makes you think I'm not important. I'm giving her a talking to. No more poisoning my best friend's mind. He needs to get used to making me breakfast and answering my every whim."

[He reaches over and pats Bones on the thigh.] "Seriously good job."

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
[McCoy didn't mention she was the one who dragged his sorry ass back from the pub when he was actually dealing with the fact Jim had up and left. He just rolled his eyes.] My money's on Uhura.

[Bones' expression softens despite himself.] Thanks Jim. [And then returns to normal, tone dry.] I feel like I should still be indignant here.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
"If you think about it, my worst crime was being excited about my starship. And that's not bad at all." [Jim pouts a little bit.] "I got speared, Bones. You should pity me."

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you're a regular saint. [McCoy says, waving his hand.] Shove over, I'm tired as hell- and don't jostle your wound.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
"I dunno if we're to the point of spending the night together, honey." [But Jim moves over anyway, half rolling on to his non-injured side.] "People might talk."
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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
[McCoy laid down after pulling off his boots, giving Jim a dry look.] Yeah darlin', we wouldn't want people to question your virtue. [He shifts closer, careful of the wound.]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
"I always knew you'd ruin me." [Kirk murmured, scooting in a little bit to plant a kiss on Bones because it'd been nearly a week and he kinda missed Bones. Like a lot.]

"Seriously you're not mad at me anymore, right?"

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
I think you mean the other way around. [McCoy answers, returning the kiss and yeah alright, it's pretty obvious he kind of missed Jim too. If that wasn't obvious before.]

I'm pretty sure this whole time I was more mad in general than anything else.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
"That would imply there's something about you to be ruined," [Kirk teases, moving back to his own pillow.]

"Did you forgive Spock?"

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
Oh gee Jim, you're making me blush. [McCoy nudged his shoulder, settling in.]

Does it matter if I did?

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"A little bit, yeah." [Kirk loses some of his humor.] "I want you two to get along. You're both important to me. And I'm kinda not looking forward to spending the rest of my life being in the middle of some territory war. So you two are getting along. That's an order."

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-12-15 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
[McCoy rolls his eyes and sighs.] You can't force two people to get along Jim- or will it for that matter. It happens or it doesn't. [He shifts.] But I did forgive him, if that's what you want to know. It's not like it was his fault to begin with.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-15 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Okay, fine. But Bones if I can be friends with him after everything? You should at least be able to try. And don't say that's destiny talking because it's not. We make a good team. I can't ignore that."

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-12-15 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not asking you to. Fine, I'll try but I'm not promising anything. [He says, shaking his head.] He may be a good First Officer but he's still a cold blooded bastard sometimes.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-15 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes but you have to at least try to like everyone." [Kirk says patiently.] "Do I have to corner you two under some of that mistletoe?"

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-12-15 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Don't even think about it Jim, this place has given me enough nightmares. [He shoots Jim a look.] I'll leave that honor to Uhura.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-12-15 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
"Or me." [Jim says with an innocent sort of smile.] "He's not bad at it."

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[McCoy pinches Jim's uninjured side. Hard.] Stop being a brat or all those 'yellow pills' will be in hypo form.

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