captain_jtkirk | .046 - voice post, sorry for the length

[Kirk is back! Though the Barge stole him back while he sleeping because it's an evil, evil entity. Why so late at in the day? Ship's time on the Enterprise is weird.]

Yeoman... Johnson, can you call down to Sickbay and get more of the little yellow pills? Maybe find some coffee while you're running around getting the reports from Medical and Science anyway, oh and that one Admiral Pike sent yesterday and I need you to let Scotty know that I reeeeeeeally wasn't kidding when I rejected that experimental upgrade on the cooling systems. I will hobble down there myself and take those plans away from him--are you getting all of this?

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... Johnson, come in.

Why aren't you--[Have the 'oh shit, I'm not on Enterprise anymore, am I?' moment.]

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Motherfuck.

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Bones, you better have little yellow pills in your stash here or I'm going to die from an infection.

[Oh and it's not an away mission on the Enterprise if Kirk doesn't get hurt, so he got speared. Makes it easier to hunt him down and smack him for being an ass.]

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"And I said that I was fine." [Kirk repeated, loath to admit that he was in any kind of pain, ever.] "Yeah, he's totally giving you a run for your money. Almost killed me only once."

You would say you were fine if you in what some people consider agony. [McCoy points out then snorts.] He's an excellent Doctor, I wouldn't have left the Enterprise if he wasn't.

"Not agony. And if you don't believe me, then just stick me with a needle because me telling you not to won't stop you."

Please Jim, try to spread the resigned air of how you suffer through my abuse on a little thicker. There are a few people who still have doubts.

"I'm just saying that if I refuse, you bitch about how I don't trust you, and then do it anyway. So I'm conserving energy and not bothering anymore."

Believe it or not I don't stick you with hypos for a cheap thrill.

"And I actually do run right at dangerous things to bother your ulcer." [Said very sarcastically.]

There's a bit of a difference there Jim. [He turns slightly towards Jim.] Would you rather I pat you on the back and tell you to have fun? No, don't answer that.

"That would imply you know what fun is," [Kirk answers even though he was specifically told not to.]

"That wasn't denying it either by the way."

Most people's idea of fun doesn't end in grievous injury. [He furrows his brow.] You're never going to get me to stop worrying over it Jim, might as well give up now. It's part of my job as your CMO and your friend.

"I'm not saying stop worrying. I'm saying that you could use a few lessons in listening."

And how would listening change the chances of you coming back in more than one piece?

"It might make me inclined to try really hard to come back in one piece if I'm not pissed off at you."

[McCoy sighs] For god's sake- am I really that bad?

"... most of the time, it's fine but then there's times when I think you're actually thinking that I'm a moron and that's annoying."

Sometimes I do think you're a moron- or a genius doing something moronic. [McCoy's brow rose.] And most of the time I'm proven wrong, though I have been right on an occasion or two.

"Like when?"

.046 - voice post, sorry for the length

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