.046 - voice post, sorry for the length

[captain_jtkirk]

[Kirk is back! Though the Barge stole him back while he sleeping because it's an evil, evil entity. Why so late at in the day? Ship's time on the Enterprise is weird.]

Yeoman... Johnson, can you call down to Sickbay and get more of the little yellow pills? Maybe find some coffee while you're running around getting the reports from Medical and Science anyway, oh and that one Admiral Pike sent yesterday and I need you to let Scotty know that I reeeeeeeally wasn't kidding when I rejected that experimental upgrade on the cooling systems. I will hobble down there myself and take those plans away from him--are you getting all of this?

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... Johnson, come in.

Why aren't you--[Have the 'oh shit, I'm not on Enterprise anymore, am I?' moment.]

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Motherfuck.

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Bones, you better have little yellow pills in your stash here or I'm going to die from an infection.

[Oh and it's not an away mission on the Enterprise if Kirk doesn't get hurt, so he got speared. Makes it easier to hunt him down and smack him for being an ass.]

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"That would imply you know what fun is," [Kirk answers even though he was specifically told not to.]

"That wasn't denying it either by the way."

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[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Most people's idea of fun doesn't end in grievous injury. [He furrows his brow.] You're never going to get me to stop worrying over it Jim, might as well give up now. It's part of my job as your CMO and your friend.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"I'm not saying stop worrying. I'm saying that you could use a few lessons in listening."

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[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

And how would listening change the chances of you coming back in more than one piece?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"It might make me inclined to try really hard to come back in one piece if I'm not pissed off at you."

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[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

[McCoy sighs] For god's sake- am I really that bad?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"... most of the time, it's fine but then there's times when I think you're actually thinking that I'm a moron and that's annoying."

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[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I do think you're a moron- or a genius doing something moronic. [McCoy's brow rose.] And most of the time I'm proven wrong, though I have been right on an occasion or two.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"Like when?"