captain_jtkirk | .046 - voice post, sorry for the length

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.046 - voice post, sorry for the length

[Kirk is back! Though the Barge stole him back while he sleeping because it's an evil, evil entity. Why so late at in the day? Ship's time on the Enterprise is weird.]

Yeoman... Johnson, can you call down to Sickbay and get more of the little yellow pills? Maybe find some coffee while you're running around getting the reports from Medical and Science anyway, oh and that one Admiral Pike sent yesterday and I need you to let Scotty know that I reeeeeeeally wasn't kidding when I rejected that experimental upgrade on the cooling systems. I will hobble down there myself and take those plans away from him--are you getting all of this?

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... Johnson, come in.

Why aren't you--[Have the 'oh shit, I'm not on Enterprise anymore, am I?' moment.]

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Motherfuck.

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Bones, you better have little yellow pills in your stash here or I'm going to die from an infection.

[Oh and it's not an away mission on the Enterprise if Kirk doesn't get hurt, so he got speared. Makes it easier to hunt him down and smack him for being an ass.]

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Yeah, a real gentleman. [McCoy says, glancing over with one corner of his mouth quirking.] Just a little festive cheer Jim. That's what Christmas is about you know, what you have, not what you don't. You missed a lot in four days.

[He picks up his PADD, finding Pavi's video post with his now unscarred face and hands it to Jim.]

"Pretty sure it was more like six days." [Not that that really needed correcting but okay. Kirk takes the PADD and stares at it for a few moments.]

"So you got over me by making Pavi beautiful?"

Wow Doc, great job on that complex procedure. [McCoy says sarcastically, reaching for the PADD.] We've been planning the surgery for a while, he finally agreed a few days before you left. Not everything is about you you know.

"... I don't like living in a world where Uhura makes you think I'm not important. I'm giving her a talking to. No more poisoning my best friend's mind. He needs to get used to making me breakfast and answering my every whim."

[He reaches over and pats Bones on the thigh.] "Seriously good job."

[McCoy didn't mention she was the one who dragged his sorry ass back from the pub when he was actually dealing with the fact Jim had up and left. He just rolled his eyes.] My money's on Uhura.

[Bones' expression softens despite himself.] Thanks Jim. [And then returns to normal, tone dry.] I feel like I should still be indignant here.

"If you think about it, my worst crime was being excited about my starship. And that's not bad at all." [Jim pouts a little bit.] "I got speared, Bones. You should pity me."

Yeah, you're a regular saint. [McCoy says, waving his hand.] Shove over, I'm tired as hell- and don't jostle your wound.

"I dunno if we're to the point of spending the night together, honey." [But Jim moves over anyway, half rolling on to his non-injured side.] "People might talk."

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[McCoy laid down after pulling off his boots, giving Jim a dry look.] Yeah darlin', we wouldn't want people to question your virtue. [He shifts closer, careful of the wound.]

"I always knew you'd ruin me." [Kirk murmured, scooting in a little bit to plant a kiss on Bones because it'd been nearly a week and he kinda missed Bones. Like a lot.]

"Seriously you're not mad at me anymore, right?"

I think you mean the other way around. [McCoy answers, returning the kiss and yeah alright, it's pretty obvious he kind of missed Jim too. If that wasn't obvious before.]

I'm pretty sure this whole time I was more mad in general than anything else.

"That would imply there's something about you to be ruined," [Kirk teases, moving back to his own pillow.]

"Did you forgive Spock?"

Oh gee Jim, you're making me blush. [McCoy nudged his shoulder, settling in.]

Does it matter if I did?

"A little bit, yeah." [Kirk loses some of his humor.] "I want you two to get along. You're both important to me. And I'm kinda not looking forward to spending the rest of my life being in the middle of some territory war. So you two are getting along. That's an order."

[McCoy rolls his eyes and sighs.] You can't force two people to get along Jim- or will it for that matter. It happens or it doesn't. [He shifts.] But I did forgive him, if that's what you want to know. It's not like it was his fault to begin with.

"Okay, fine. But Bones if I can be friends with him after everything? You should at least be able to try. And don't say that's destiny talking because it's not. We make a good team. I can't ignore that."

I'm not asking you to. Fine, I'll try but I'm not promising anything. [He says, shaking his head.] He may be a good First Officer but he's still a cold blooded bastard sometimes.

"Yes but you have to at least try to like everyone." [Kirk says patiently.] "Do I have to corner you two under some of that mistletoe?"

Don't even think about it Jim, this place has given me enough nightmares. [He shoots Jim a look.] I'll leave that honor to Uhura.

"Or me." [Jim says with an innocent sort of smile.] "He's not bad at it."

[McCoy pinches Jim's uninjured side. Hard.] Stop being a brat or all those 'yellow pills' will be in hypo form.

"Ow!" [Kirk protests, swatting at him.] "I thought they were in hypo form already."

They are, but they're in pill form too. [McCoy raises his brow.] Your choice.

"You're going to stick me no matter what I say."

You deserved that first one.

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