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[captain_jtkirk]

I have never been more thankful to see this place. Or my pants.

Now, who did this? Who decided to put people in books?

Angel, don't tell me you sat on your ass for three days and have no idea. I'll put you on janitorial duty if this is the case.

And... I guess we owe some thanks to Bernard Black, was it? And some, but not as much because I think I'm still wet, to Shego. We're having at least two heart to hearts because of that stunt, missy.

[ooc: Since we haven't finished the action spam yet, going with a vague 'they walked through the forest and oh look there's Sam and Annie! And now they're walking again' plan. COOL? Any suggestions to the contrary?]

Comments

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

You know Jim, when I agreed to taking the night off I meant that night alone.

[ooc; maybe some adventure on the side. you know, shrinking and floating cats and pyscho queens and what not.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Bones, I knew we'd get trapped in a book. That's why I invited you. As part of my evil kidnapping scheme.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

You act like this would be ridiculous by your standards.

[ooc; it's been a while but I believe there's a red queen and a white queen? I'd have to look it up again.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That is ridiculous by my standards.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Why do I have the feeling if you weren't parading around in a dress the whole time you would have considered the whole thing an 'adventure.'

[ooc; where are the english majors when you need them. they should know this shit.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's still an adventure.

The dress was a snag in the fun.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

I rest my case.

I think the Admiral is trying to kill us, two damned floods and one right after another.

I'm down with that!

[nomoreleftshoe.livejournal.com]

Hey, thanks for your help, by the way. I really appreciate it.

Cool!

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

No problem.

[nomoreleftshoe.livejournal.com]

And in a dress too. Impressive.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm highly qualified to save people.

And we're going to stop talking about the dress because it's where it belongs now, and needs to be at peace.

[nomoreleftshoe.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I got it.

Uh, so drop me a line if you ever need a favor done. I think I definitely owe you.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I don't think I really that much but I'll keep that in mind, thank you.

Voice - in the most flat, insincere tone imaginable

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Would you look at that. You're back. Great.

[Private]

Two? I'm terrified. Seriously. You know I'm just a vulnerable little girl on the inside, right?

Voice - have some sarcasm right back

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I know your day just a little bit brighter.

[Private]

There is nothing vulnerable or little about you.

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Guess we won't need those heart-to-hearts then, Jimmy.

...

Whaddya mean, nothing little?

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I didn't just call you fat, calm down.

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Ugh.

If you want me for the next month, I'm gonna be busy being somewhere you're not.

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Alright, it's your afterlife. If you wanna spend it here, forever, then by all means.

[whatweoncewere]

I did not sit on my ass for three days. Why would you assume that?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Then who did it?

[whatweoncewere]

I don't really feel comfortable sharing that information with you. Who's to say you won't run off and take revenge on them?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

He sort of just outed himself anyway.

[whatweoncewere]

Yeah, I guess he did.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Nice try anyway.