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James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2009-10-11 09:24 pm

.030 - strikes readable

I have never been more thankful to see this place. Or my pants.

Now, who did this? Who decided to put people in books?

Angel, don't tell me you sat on your ass for three days and have no idea. I'll put you on janitorial duty if this is the case.

And... I guess we owe some thanks to Bernard Black, was it? And some, but not as much because I think I'm still wet, to Shego. We're having at least two heart to hearts because of that stunt, missy.

[ooc: Since we haven't finished the action spam yet, going with a vague 'they walked through the forest and oh look there's Sam and Annie! And now they're walking again' plan. COOL? Any suggestions to the contrary?]

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
You have any wood around I can knock on then?

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"In my pants, yeah."

[Jim just smiles at him, a look that's supposed to be innocent and maybe would be if it was on any other face but his.]

"Do you realize what you're saying half the time?"
Edited 2009-10-12 17:04 (UTC)

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[McCoy gave him a withering look for that comment.] Infant. [He retorts, shaking his head.] Some people's minds don't have a twenty four-seven access to the gutter you know.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-13 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
"Mmmn, we're gonna have to change that," [He replies with a smirk.] "When we're done eating, we're gonna have sex, right?"

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-13 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[McCoy paused mid bite, covering his mouth as he coughed against choking on the piece of spaghetti he had managed to swallow just as Kirk spoke. It took him a few moments, putting his fork down with watering eyes and a slightly hoarse voice.] Damnit Jim.
Edited 2009-10-13 05:37 (UTC)

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-13 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Kirk reaches over to thwap him on the back a couple times, unable to help the wide grin that's on his face.]

"Is that a yes? It sounded like a 'yes, damnit Jim'"

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-13 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Anything would sound like a 'yes' to you. [McCoy answers, regaining his composure with a roll of the eyes.] You're really sure about this? Not that I plan on letting it happen but this sort of thing ruins friendships you know.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-13 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
"So if you don't plan letting it get ruined and I don't plan on letting it get ruined.... what's there to think about again?" [He shrugs a little bit.] "Don't know until you try."

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-13 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
You always have to act like everything's so damned simple. [He stands up, moving in front of Kirk with an exasperated but ultimately affectionate look. Idiot.] It's not, I hate to break it to you. But I guess you have a point- I'll take all that for a yes, I'm sure.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-13 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
"Bones, if you think that you're going to end up hating me, then yeah, maybe you should walk away. No hard feelings. I wouldn't hold that against you. But I honestly think that if I were ever going to try a grown up thing, then I'd want it to be with someone who got me, and you do, and it's kinda eerie sometimes but I still like it."

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-13 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
I said I wouldn't let that happen. [Bones sighs, placing a hand at the side of Kirk's jaw.] Shut up Jim. [He mutters, leaning forward and shutting him up himself.]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-13 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Jim smiles into the kiss, curling an arm around McCoy's shoulder and pulling him in tight. He let it go on for a few minutes before he pulled back, eyeing the doctor curiously.]

"Be honest. Have you ever been with a guy?"

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-13 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
[McCoy flushes a bit at the question, covering it with a scowl.] I married Jocelyn straight out of college, I didn't exactly have a lot of time to experiment. [And even with the tolerant attitude of the future the 'old south' always remained a bit conservative where it could.]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-13 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Kirk nods a little bit.] "Then I feel extra special." [He nudges Bones's shoulders lightly, hoping off the desk, and still pushing towards the bed.] "At least you're not a virgin."

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-13 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Remember that bit about you shutting up? [He mutters but backs up, pulling Kirk along with him with a hand at his gold shirt.] I'll take that as you've had plenty of 'experimenting' to share.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-13 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
"I get around." [Kirk says because it's rude to talk about past lovers with your current one. Or he's felt some of Bones's jealousy towards Spock and he has no intention of ever sleeping with Spock. It actually makes him throw up a little just to think about it.

So he doesn't think about it and pushes Bones down on the bed, climbing on top of him.] "It's not experimenting, by the way. It's experiencing life."
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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-14 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[McCoy ran a hand up Jim's side, huffing a laugh.] 'Experiencing life.' [He rolled his eyes, resting his hand on Jim's waist.] You can make anything sound like some damned adventure can't you?

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-14 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Dunno why that's a bad thing." [Kirk strips off his own shirt, tossing it off to the side before he reaches for McCoy's, pushing it up slowly.] "Adventure is fun last I checked."

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-14 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Adventure is dangerous and- [he was muffled as he helped pull off his own shirt, taking Kirk's wrist once he was untangled and pulling him closer.] I get really sick of waiting on the sidelines for whatever new injury your 'adventures' give you. [He practically growls in his ear.]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-14 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Jim turned his head to the side, nipping at the doctor's ear.] "Then it's a good thing I'm taking you with me on this one."

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-14 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[McCoy sighed in something of resignation though it came out a bit breathier than it should have. He ran a hand down Kirk's chest- it was... new.] You're making me more of an old man than I already am damnit.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-14 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
"No, I'm reminding you of your youth."

[He sighs and sits up again, rocking his hips a little bit, like that will remind the good doctor what they're up to. And if that doesn't, he helps him along verbally.]

"You done bitching yet? Cause I got plans for tonight."
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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-15 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Smartass. [McCoy's breath hitches a bit, the eye roll still in his tone. He was fully prepared to inform Jim he liked his bitching if the years of companionship without too much complaint were any indication, and that he was the one who told Jim to shut up in the first place, the smarmy brat, but he just regarded Jim instead.

He couldn't help but wonder if Jim had ever been with someone who actually cared about him more than just for a quick fuck. The fact that the answer was easy to guess made him frown and sigh, sentimentality rearing it's head. He pulled Jim's wrist over, pressing his lips to the inside of it before pulling him closer again, kissing him a bit more slowly than before.]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-15 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Jim was going to ask about the kiss to his wrist but he didn't, because he got kissed for real instead and that was way more worthy of his time. He stuck with that slow pace for a few moments before he kicked it up a couple notches, practically shoving his tongue into the doctor's mouth.

AND FADE TO BLACK TIME.]