.030 - strikes readable

[captain_jtkirk]

I have never been more thankful to see this place. Or my pants.

Now, who did this? Who decided to put people in books?

Angel, don't tell me you sat on your ass for three days and have no idea. I'll put you on janitorial duty if this is the case.

And... I guess we owe some thanks to Bernard Black, was it? And some, but not as much because I think I'm still wet, to Shego. We're having at least two heart to hearts because of that stunt, missy.

[ooc: Since we haven't finished the action spam yet, going with a vague 'they walked through the forest and oh look there's Sam and Annie! And now they're walking again' plan. COOL? Any suggestions to the contrary?]

Comments

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Maybe but you're stuck with me and it doesn't bother me half as much as it bothers you.

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

And it hasn't occurred to you that, oh, I don't know - being in a jail full of psychopaths and morons is what's bothering me here?

Private/Voice - have some more sarcasm

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

No, you've never mentioned that to me before.

Do we need to work out some of your aggression again?

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Whatever. I liked you better when you stuck to asking lame questions about my childhood.

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

As per your wishes, I'm going to have to move onto other things.

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Like my nonexistent concern for your wellbeing? Better find another topic, Jimmy.

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Exhibit A: the tribble.

Private/Voice - 1/2

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

If I ever meet the Admiral I am going to kick his

Private/Voice - 2/2

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

You being an emo loser was getting on my nerves. The lame fluffy thing seemed to rectify that. So tell me how this was motivated by anything other than self-interest.

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You chose to be around me. In fact, you offered it.

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I still totally have the hots for you and I was hoping you'd give out one of those 'repeats' you hate so much while in your emotionally weakened state.

Darn it, you know my secret. What's a girl to do?

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Start acting like a big girl and have a decent conversation.

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

About what? Because I am so done feeding your ego with this imaginary idea that I care for you.

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You have problems with authority.

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Tell me something I don't know.

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

If you hate authority, then why do you work for hire?

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Easier, safer, don't have to file my own taxes. Self-employment is way too much like hard work.

And for the record, if 'authority' is even remotely smart or competent then I'll get along just fine.

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Maybe a little hard work would be good for you.

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

No, I can pretty much guarantee that it wouldn't.

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Not even if it was something you liked?

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

...

Whatever you're thinking, Jimmy, just say it.

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking that the Barge needs a class in self defense.

Taught by you, if that wasn't obvious.

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. Okay. And what's in it for me?

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

The gratitude of people beneath you?

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

You seriously think that's a selling point? Pass.