.030 - strikes readable

[captain_jtkirk]

I have never been more thankful to see this place. Or my pants.

Now, who did this? Who decided to put people in books?

Angel, don't tell me you sat on your ass for three days and have no idea. I'll put you on janitorial duty if this is the case.

And... I guess we owe some thanks to Bernard Black, was it? And some, but not as much because I think I'm still wet, to Shego. We're having at least two heart to hearts because of that stunt, missy.

[ooc: Since we haven't finished the action spam yet, going with a vague 'they walked through the forest and oh look there's Sam and Annie! And now they're walking again' plan. COOL? Any suggestions to the contrary?]

Comments

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Alright, it's your afterlife. If you wanna spend it here, forever, then by all means.

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

And what are my other options, Jiminy Cricket? It's not like you're ever gonna be any use making me a better person.

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I already helped someone graduate. And I could probably name everything that's considered wrong with you by now.

You're the one that doesn't want to listen and as I've been where you are, I know you're not going to until your stubborn pride lets you.

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding me with this? You maybe wanna point out what I'm supposed to have been listening to?

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Look, Shego, I'll admit it. I haven't done as much as I could with you because I'm not keen on wasting my time with someone who isn't going to listen and who doesn't make an effort to respect me.

And if we're being honest, your disinterested attitude stopped being cute about a day after I met you. You care, not just about me but a lot of people here, I'd say. So why's it such a big deal to let people see that?

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I care about you? Where did that come from? If you seriously think that's true then maybe you don't have a handle on me after all.

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

In a very, very vague way. And you hide it very deep down because you hate anyone that's in charge of you.

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Stick with the captaining, Jimmy, because you fail as a shrink. Maybe you just can't handle the fact that I really don't care about you.

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Maybe but you're stuck with me and it doesn't bother me half as much as it bothers you.

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

And it hasn't occurred to you that, oh, I don't know - being in a jail full of psychopaths and morons is what's bothering me here?

Private/Voice - have some more sarcasm

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

No, you've never mentioned that to me before.

Do we need to work out some of your aggression again?

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Whatever. I liked you better when you stuck to asking lame questions about my childhood.

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

As per your wishes, I'm going to have to move onto other things.

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Like my nonexistent concern for your wellbeing? Better find another topic, Jimmy.

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Exhibit A: the tribble.

Private/Voice - 1/2

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

If I ever meet the Admiral I am going to kick his

Private/Voice - 2/2

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

You being an emo loser was getting on my nerves. The lame fluffy thing seemed to rectify that. So tell me how this was motivated by anything other than self-interest.

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You chose to be around me. In fact, you offered it.

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I still totally have the hots for you and I was hoping you'd give out one of those 'repeats' you hate so much while in your emotionally weakened state.

Darn it, you know my secret. What's a girl to do?

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Start acting like a big girl and have a decent conversation.

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

About what? Because I am so done feeding your ego with this imaginary idea that I care for you.

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You have problems with authority.

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Tell me something I don't know.

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

If you hate authority, then why do you work for hire?

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Easier, safer, don't have to file my own taxes. Self-employment is way too much like hard work.

And for the record, if 'authority' is even remotely smart or competent then I'll get along just fine.