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[captain_jtkirk]

Okay, to save time, my name is James T. Kirk. I'm the Captain of the USS Enterprise. I've decided to come here as a Warden... to come back as a Warden?

[He has to ponder this for a moment.]

Honestly, I know I was here before but I must've been wasted the entire time because I don't remember any of it. So fill me in. What happened, what I'd do.

If you have no idea either, then hi. Nice to meet you.

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[spam]

[deshabille]

[Just gonna . . . poke her head out here, too.]

Hi. If you're going to talk in the hallways and have me be a part of this conversation, at least invite me in or something.

[mistconduct]

Only in the technical sense of the idea.

Private

[breakingmyheart]

[oh

son of a bitch, barge amnesia is the worst

:c]

...Maybe it's not appropriate to welcome you back when you don't remember being here the first time.

[captain_jtkirk]

So you're an Inmate then.

[mistconduct]

You got it, chief.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

I'd settle for just any welcome, honestly.

Did we know each other?

[captain_jtkirk]

You're very loud.

Private

[breakingmyheart]

Yes. We were...we were friends.

[Et cetera.]

My name's Toshiko Sato. It's good to see you again, Jim.

[Although you were burnt out as hell when you finally crawled out of here, so she's not optimistic about the circumstances that would bring you back. :c]

[mistconduct]

That's just how I roll.

My name's Chris. Or like, Red Mist if you want.

[spam]

[buywithme]

[Prefect has this moment of pure horror because who are you? It passes though, because... this is just one of those things that happens when he hangs around Kirk.]

Hello, Sister. Do you like gin?

[spam]

[captain_jtkirk]

[This is now a hallway drinking party? Like a block party but cooler.]

Yeah, come on in.

[captain_jtkirk]

There's a story behind that name.

[mistconduct]

It's my name when I'm dicking around in costume.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

[But this is the happier version? IDK]

Huh. You'd think I'd remember you. [Yes, he's hitting on her.]

[captain_jtkirk]

That is not the full story.

[mistconduct]

Calm the hell down, yeah? We're just meeting now for the first time. Do you always fucking interrogate strangers?

[spam]

[deshabille]

[Eyeballs Prefect.]

Not your sister.

[And, of course, brushes right past Jim into his room, because she damn well can that's why.]

[captain_jtkirk]

I'm just curious.

Why are you so defensive? Got something to hide?

[ukan]

Did someone tell you that you were here before?

[captain_jtkirk]

Yeah, the Admiral did.

[mistconduct]

Wow. Way to show up and be an asshole, holy shit.

No, I'm not defensive, christ. All I said was that my name is Chris. God damn it, fucking wardens on this boat I swear to GOD..

[spam]

[buywithme]

[Prefect nips back into his room to grab two bottles of gin from under the desk, then he darts after her, ducking his head slightly as he passes Kirk, as if he's not entirely sure he's ready to meet the man's eyes and not see recognition or fondness there.]

[ukan]

Well, I wish I could say 'welcome back'.

As a Captain you're probably very familiar with discipline. And adventure.

[spam]

[captain_jtkirk]

[That's alright, Prefect, Kirk is kinda busy checking out Mal as she walks past him and into his room anyway.]

Do you two know each other?

[spam]

[deshabille]

[Don't do it too obviously, Kirk, or you'll experience pain.]

No. Unless I've missed something.