.063 - he's mature?

[captain_jtkirk]

I think we should do Mustache March.

It could be a bonding experience for us men of the Barge. And you ladies, if growing a mustache is something you want to do. No judgment. It's not like a sense of shame is something you hold on to for a long period of time around here.

And if you can't grow one, like Merlin or Tim, we can just draw one on you.

Comments

[captain_jtkirk]

I think wanting a unicorn ranks above it.

[batmanschmatman]

I don't know, unicorns are alright.

[captain_jtkirk]

And mustaches are awesome.

[batmanschmatman]

Are you seriously doing this?

[captain_jtkirk]

Yes?

[batmanschmatman]

Do fake mustaches count?

[captain_jtkirk]

Not for you.

[batmanschmatman]

That's too bad, I have a fairly impressive collection of them somewhere.

[captain_jtkirk]

You can put one on Tim.

[batmanschmatman]

I think most seventeen year olds can grow them themselves.

[captain_jtkirk]

I'm unconvinced he can grow one at all.

[batmanschmatman]

It is weird to think of. Sometimes I forget he's not twelve and innocent anymore.

[captain_jtkirk]

Are you sure he's 17 and not on the other side of legal?

[batmanschmatman]

I don't know, the Barge makes everything weird. Like I'm technically twenty four now? I don't feel twenty four.

[captain_jtkirk]

You look it though.

[batmanschmatman]

How old would you have said I am if you didn't know already?

[captain_jtkirk]

25.

[batmanschmatman]

I guess I've always been mature for my age.

[captain_jtkirk]

I'm thirty according to Barge time.

[batmanschmatman]

How is that even possible? You were like, twenty seven back in November.

[captain_jtkirk]

Almost thirty. I've been here for three years.

[batmanschmatman]

No offense, but you still don't seem thirty.

[captain_jtkirk]

What age do I seem?

[batmanschmatman]

I don't know. I don't really think of you as being that much older than me.

[captain_jtkirk]

I'm eternally young.