.063 - he's mature?

[captain_jtkirk]

I think we should do Mustache March.

It could be a bonding experience for us men of the Barge. And you ladies, if growing a mustache is something you want to do. No judgment. It's not like a sense of shame is something you hold on to for a long period of time around here.

And if you can't grow one, like Merlin or Tim, we can just draw one on you.

Comments

[19centconstable]

I heard someone say mustache.

[captain_jtkirk]

Someone wants the whole month dedicated to them.

[19centconstable]

...Who is it?

[imaythrowuponyou]

Why?

[batmanschmatman]

That is the weirdest idea I've ever heard.

I really hipe those mustaches in your icons are real life

[captain_jtkirk]

... me?

We should spend the month cultivating mustaches.

[captain_jtkirk]

Why not?

[captain_jtkirk]

I think wanting a unicorn ranks above it.

They are real life screencaps of George wearing various fake mustaches in various episodes.

[19centconstable]

...Oh, it is on.

spam pretend this is backdated to idk yesterday or something derp

[tooscaredtoask]

[So Flynn mostly just didn't go to port because he didn't feel like it, and it turns out, apparently this was a smart move. And after not hearing from Jim for a few days or seeing his annoying face around anywhere, Flynn finally decided he might as well go see what he'd done to himself and idk. Rub it in or something. It's not like he cares about you.

But Kirk wasn't in the infirmary, so he found himself maybe a little guiltily heaing over to his room and knocking on the door.]

[batmanschmatman]

I don't know, unicorns are alright.

[imaythrowuponyou]

You have the strangest ideas.

George you are my hero

[captain_jtkirk]

That's why I like you George.

[captain_jtkirk]

This is admittedly really tame for me.

[captain_jtkirk]

And mustaches are awesome.

spam - deal

[captain_jtkirk]

[Kirk debated not answering at all. But he got up after a moment, accidentally knocking Aristotle to the ground in the same movement because he didn't realize that the dog was so close to him. But he seemed to shake it off alright.

He didn't really expect for Flynn to be there.]

"... you need something?"

He has also worn a dress.

[19centconstable]

Thank you very much for saying!

spam

[tooscaredtoask]

[He shrugged, feeling kind of awkward and trying to brush it off like it wasn't a big deal.]

"I hadn't seen you around for a while." [And, falling back on part of the reason he'd actually come by, he reached into his satchel and handed over the Kirk action figure he'd stolen a few weeks ago.

The others were still safely held hostage in his room.] "I found this. I thought you'd want it back."

[batmanschmatman]

Are you seriously doing this?

[imaythrowuponyou]

I know. [Seriously, he really does know, why is he friends with you. :C]

[captain_jtkirk]

Yes?

spam

[captain_jtkirk]

[Kirk stared at it for a moment before looking up at Flynn.] "Found it where? In your room?"

[captain_jtkirk]

[... that's the meanest thing to say ever]

So... you're growing one?

[imaythrowuponyou]

[You know he loves you bro.]

No.

[batmanschmatman]

Do fake mustaches count?