.063 - he's mature?

[captain_jtkirk]

I think we should do Mustache March.

It could be a bonding experience for us men of the Barge. And you ladies, if growing a mustache is something you want to do. No judgment. It's not like a sense of shame is something you hold on to for a long period of time around here.

And if you can't grow one, like Merlin or Tim, we can just draw one on you.

Comments

[imaythrowuponyou]

You have the strangest ideas.

[captain_jtkirk]

This is admittedly really tame for me.

[imaythrowuponyou]

I know. [Seriously, he really does know, why is he friends with you. :C]

[captain_jtkirk]

[... that's the meanest thing to say ever]

So... you're growing one?

[imaythrowuponyou]

[You know he loves you bro.]

No.

[captain_jtkirk]

Why not?

[imaythrowuponyou]

Because I'll look ridiculous, you'll take pictures and show them to everyone new at the first available opportunity and it'll end with me tossing you over the side.

[captain_jtkirk]

So why not?

[imaythrowuponyou]

All those reasons?

[captain_jtkirk]

I disregard them.

[imaythrowuponyou]

Asshole.

[captain_jtkirk]

Start growing, Bones.

[imaythrowuponyou]

What are you going to do to me if I don't?

[captain_jtkirk]

I haven't decided yet.

[imaythrowuponyou]

I'm terrified.

[Private]

Have you had lunch yet?

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[captain_jtkirk]

Yeesss? [Lol he has no idea.]

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[imaythrowuponyou]

You're not sure?

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[captain_jtkirk]

I remember a sandwich. At some point today.

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[imaythrowuponyou]

Fine, I'm bringing you dinner. What do you want?

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[captain_jtkirk]

Scotch?

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[imaythrowuponyou]

[Hnnn.]

Name an actual food and I'll bring you some scotch.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Pretzels?

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[imaythrowuponyou]

How do you survive when I'm not around?

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[captain_jtkirk]

I've trained Aristotle to fetch me food.

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[imaythrowuponyou]

Smart dog.