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.063 - he's mature?

I think we should do Mustache March.

It could be a bonding experience for us men of the Barge. And you ladies, if growing a mustache is something you want to do. No judgment. It's not like a sense of shame is something you hold on to for a long period of time around here.

And if you can't grow one, like Merlin or Tim, we can just draw one on you.

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Do fake mustaches count?

Not for you.

That's too bad, I have a fairly impressive collection of them somewhere.

You can put one on Tim.

I think most seventeen year olds can grow them themselves.

I'm unconvinced he can grow one at all.

It is weird to think of. Sometimes I forget he's not twelve and innocent anymore.

Are you sure he's 17 and not on the other side of legal?

I don't know, the Barge makes everything weird. Like I'm technically twenty four now? I don't feel twenty four.

You look it though.

How old would you have said I am if you didn't know already?

25.

I guess I've always been mature for my age.

I'm thirty according to Barge time.

How is that even possible? You were like, twenty seven back in November.

Almost thirty. I've been here for three years.

No offense, but you still don't seem thirty.

What age do I seem?

I don't know. I don't really think of you as being that much older than me.

I'm eternally young.

Apparently. How come it took you this long to invent Mustache March?

I didn't. It's on the same lines of No Shave November.

No one I know has ever observed either of these cultural practices.

You don't get out enough.

I don't have much by way of free time when I'm not here.

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