.063 - he's mature?

[captain_jtkirk]

I think we should do Mustache March.

It could be a bonding experience for us men of the Barge. And you ladies, if growing a mustache is something you want to do. No judgment. It's not like a sense of shame is something you hold on to for a long period of time around here.

And if you can't grow one, like Merlin or Tim, we can just draw one on you.

Comments

[captain_jtkirk]

25.

[batmanschmatman]

I guess I've always been mature for my age.

[captain_jtkirk]

I'm thirty according to Barge time.

[batmanschmatman]

How is that even possible? You were like, twenty seven back in November.

[captain_jtkirk]

Almost thirty. I've been here for three years.

[batmanschmatman]

No offense, but you still don't seem thirty.

[captain_jtkirk]

What age do I seem?

[batmanschmatman]

I don't know. I don't really think of you as being that much older than me.

[captain_jtkirk]

I'm eternally young.

[batmanschmatman]

Apparently. How come it took you this long to invent Mustache March?

[captain_jtkirk]

I didn't. It's on the same lines of No Shave November.

[batmanschmatman]

No one I know has ever observed either of these cultural practices.

[captain_jtkirk]

You don't get out enough.

[batmanschmatman]

I don't have much by way of free time when I'm not here.