.056 - lol back

[captain_jtkirk]

[This is Papa Kirk. In true Christmas special fashion, he's come back to town. And he's a little drunk. AND YEAH I USE SEAN BEAN.]

Little baaaaby, pa rum pa pummm ppuuum I am a poooooooor boy too, pa, rum, pa, pum, pum pum ra ra pum pum pum pa.

Fuck. This song's repetitive.

Pump pa rum pa pum pum.

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[damnitjocelyn]

... Dad?

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

J--

...

Oh my God, what is wrong with you? This is your grand entrance, James, after how long? I can't even remember how long you've been--

Are you drunk?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Leonard! Son!

[damnitjocelyn]

Are you drunk?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Pum pum pa Sherry!

I have had.... some sherry. Not you. But you know. Not a lot.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmmmm, nope? I remembered your name, didn't I?

[officerrenaldi.livejournal.com]

Daddy!

[Carla is 13 and following in her father's footsteps man. At least she would and will at some point. Unless something is done.]

Did you bring me a present?

MISPLACED RAGE GO

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Of course he's drunk, he's way too much of a colossal fucking tool to come back sober.

[Lol says John, in an obviously drunken manner.]

[damnitjocelyn]

That doesn't prove anything!

ALL THE MISPLACED RAGE

[damnitjocelyn]

And what the hell does that make you?

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[SIGH.]

Come over, now. I'm not letting you see your kids until you are at least a change of clothes and a cup of coffee better off.

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

[Ah. Concerned parental moment. Mr. Hoffman has a bone to pick with you and your...kiiids.]

Welcome back Mr. Kirk.

Re: MISPLACED RAGE GO

[officerrenaldi.livejournal.com]

You guys are both colossal tools.

ALL THE MISPLACED RAGE

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Doesn't matter what I am. I'm getting my tubes tied the second I hit 21, because I am never going to have kids if there's a chance I'm gonna pull this bullshit on them.

Re: MISPLACED RAGE GO

[damnitjocelyn]

At least I'm trying to do something with my life, while you two just sit around being complete assholes.

ALL THE MISPLACED RAGE

[damnitjocelyn]

Maybe if you got your shit together, that wouldn't be a problem, dumbass.

[officerrenaldi.livejournal.com]

...How am I not doing anything!?

[damnitjocelyn]

You tell me, Carla! What are you planning to do with yourself?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Don't kid yourself, Sis, we both know Len's the only good thing in our entire family tree.

ALL THE MISPLACED RAGE

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

My shit is actually more or less exactly where I want it. You take care of yours, and lay off mine.

ALL THE MISPLACED RAGE

[damnitjocelyn]

I am taking care of mine. Just wish you'd bother to take care of yours because if this is where you want to be, you need a serious reality check.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Alright calm your shit.

[officerrenaldi.livejournal.com]

...I'm going to do lots of stuff! You shut up!

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Hello to you too, John.

[officerrenaldi.livejournal.com]

According to him. [frown]