.056 - lol back

[captain_jtkirk]

[This is Papa Kirk. In true Christmas special fashion, he's come back to town. And he's a little drunk. AND YEAH I USE SEAN BEAN.]

Little baaaaby, pa rum pa pummm ppuuum I am a poooooooor boy too, pa, rum, pa, pum, pum pum ra ra pum pum pum pa.

Fuck. This song's repetitive.

Pump pa rum pa pum pum.

Comments

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

[Ah. Concerned parental moment. Mr. Hoffman has a bone to pick with you and your...kiiids.]

Welcome back Mr. Kirk.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[I want a paternity test on all of them :\]

Thank you, sir.

I would apologize for all the threadjacking but

[damnitjocelyn]

[YOU ARE THE WORST PARENT EVER.]

liar

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[I MEAN, YOUR MOTHER MIGHT HAVE BEEN A WHORE.

............... what happened to your mother anyway :c]

I said I would and then trailed off

[damnitjocelyn]

[SHE'S AROUND. MISERABLE. BECAUSE SHE'S RAISING US BY HERSELF I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. DICK.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Fuck that, I asked her to leave you shits behind. Not my fault she refused.]

[damnitjocelyn]

[I was not a shitty angry kid until you left. :c And I'm actually trying to do something with my life that doesn't involve being arrested. :c]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[More proof you aren't mine :|]

[damnitjocelyn]

[I just want you to love me Daddy :c]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Stop hitting me then :c]

[damnitjocelyn]

[That only happened once and you deserved it. :c]

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

[Chevy Chase face is go]

Kids giving you a hell of a time?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

No m'then usual.

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

Mm hmm. Have you seen what your son said? [he pauses] or at least-what he did?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Which one?