.056 - lol back

[captain_jtkirk]

[This is Papa Kirk. In true Christmas special fashion, he's come back to town. And he's a little drunk. AND YEAH I USE SEAN BEAN.]

Little baaaaby, pa rum pa pummm ppuuum I am a poooooooor boy too, pa, rum, pa, pum, pum pum ra ra pum pum pum pa.

Fuck. This song's repetitive.

Pump pa rum pa pum pum.

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[officerrenaldi.livejournal.com]

Daddy!

[Carla is 13 and following in her father's footsteps man. At least she would and will at some point. Unless something is done.]

Did you bring me a present?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Hey baby girl. [At least someone's happy to see him :c] Of course I brought you something. Who do you take me for?

[officerrenaldi.livejournal.com]

[Haters gonna hate dad]

Yay!

[beneath all of this manipulative exterior she cares about her dad man. It's sad.] Jim drew a dick on the wall outside one of the stores. Are we gonna get arrested?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[She's clearly his favorite :c] ... he did what?

You won't get arrested. Unless you helped him.

[officerrenaldi.livejournal.com]

[clearly] He drew a dick on the wall of one of the stores. I told him not to because they were going to arrest all of us but Jeez.

[eyeroll] no. Have not helped him. [in awhile.]

I'm glad you're back Daddy. I'll make Dinner for when you get here.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That's sweet of you, honey. I'll be home soon, I promise.