.056 - lol back

[captain_jtkirk]

[This is Papa Kirk. In true Christmas special fashion, he's come back to town. And he's a little drunk. AND YEAH I USE SEAN BEAN.]

Little baaaaby, pa rum pa pummm ppuuum I am a poooooooor boy too, pa, rum, pa, pum, pum pum ra ra pum pum pum pa.

Fuck. This song's repetitive.

Pump pa rum pa pum pum.

Comments

[damnitjocelyn]

... Dad?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Leonard! Son!

[damnitjocelyn]

Are you drunk?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmmmm, nope? I remembered your name, didn't I?

[damnitjocelyn]

That doesn't prove anything!

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Alright calm your shit.

[damnitjocelyn]

No, I am not fucking calming my shit! You abandoned us! What the hell is wrong with you?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'd rather that you yelled at me in person.

[damnitjocelyn]

Fine. Where are you?

MISPLACED RAGE GO

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Of course he's drunk, he's way too much of a colossal fucking tool to come back sober.

[Lol says John, in an obviously drunken manner.]

ALL THE MISPLACED RAGE

[damnitjocelyn]

And what the hell does that make you?

ALL THE MISPLACED RAGE

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Doesn't matter what I am. I'm getting my tubes tied the second I hit 21, because I am never going to have kids if there's a chance I'm gonna pull this bullshit on them.

ALL THE MISPLACED RAGE

[damnitjocelyn]

Maybe if you got your shit together, that wouldn't be a problem, dumbass.

ALL THE MISPLACED RAGE

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

My shit is actually more or less exactly where I want it. You take care of yours, and lay off mine.

ALL THE MISPLACED RAGE

[damnitjocelyn]

I am taking care of mine. Just wish you'd bother to take care of yours because if this is where you want to be, you need a serious reality check.

Re: MISPLACED RAGE GO

[officerrenaldi.livejournal.com]

You guys are both colossal tools.

Re: MISPLACED RAGE GO

[damnitjocelyn]

At least I'm trying to do something with my life, while you two just sit around being complete assholes.

[officerrenaldi.livejournal.com]

...How am I not doing anything!?

[damnitjocelyn]

You tell me, Carla! What are you planning to do with yourself?

[officerrenaldi.livejournal.com]

...I'm going to do lots of stuff! You shut up!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Don't kid yourself, Sis, we both know Len's the only good thing in our entire family tree.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Hello to you too, John.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Whatever. What do you even want, coming back here?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I thought maybe I'd spend Christmas with my kids.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Pass. Have fun disappointing Carla though. Seasons greetings and all that crap.