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[captain_jtkirk]

Okay Barge, let's play a game.

It's called Help Keep Jim Kirk Awake or Else He Might End Up in Your Bed. And not in any fun or exciting way either.

Seriously, I'll take anything.

[Private to Kay]

Your Inmate pulled a gun on me. Just thought you should know.

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[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

[Helping someone!]

What would help you the most?

[All alert. All cop, all business]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[This is mostly sarcasm.] I hear hard drugs keep people awake.

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

[Exasperated sigh] cocaine is expensive and I don't think the docs here carry any.

[He considers this] I can bring you a big bucket of water...

no. You'll drown.

[Yes. He just said that]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You have a bucket of water large enough to drown people in?

[feels-no-love.livejournal.com]

I would very much like to get in on this whole "staying awake as long as possible" business. [Yes yes yes. Please?] The question is, can we get enough of a proper crowd, and what to do for entertainment?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I've found that hitting me is a great source of entertainment for a lot of people.

[feels-no-love.livejournal.com]

I...ehm...don't want to hit you, actually. I was thinking rather a crowd of people, some inebriants and perhaps one of the motion pictures.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I don't get how that's going to keep me awake.

[tis_disapproval]

What?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Every time I fall asleep, I wake up in someone else's bed.

[tis_disapproval]

For your sake, I would hope this is more than an excuse...

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Barring a sudden sleep walking problem where I move floors without anyone seeing me and break through locked doors and lock them behind me, all the while no one wakes up... it's not an excuse.

[veni-vidi-valui.livejournal.com]

No?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

No... what?

[veni-vidi-valui.livejournal.com]

Never mind...

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[He's tired okay, cut him some slack.] Don't be shy.

[Private]

[most_feared]

I'll talk to him. I gave it to him after the Aztecs invaded and after he was attacked by a vampire.

What happened to lead up to it?

[Private]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I woke up in his bed.

[Private]

[most_feared]

Damn that's weird. [Oh that's awkward. Though honestly if someone magically poofed into Kay's bed he might react the same way. Hence why he has written instructions to himself specifying not to shoot Narvin if he loses his memory.] Alright. I'll talk to him.

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

[Dick sounds a little off, but he's mostly holding it together okay.] I don't think I'm going to be sleeping much for the rest of however long this is, so if you need company, let me know.

[Private]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[You liar] Are you cursed to be an insomniac or should I be concerned?

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

The flood is basically killing Bruce. I'm in the infirmary.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_fredless/]

It sounds like you're having a bit of a day.

[OOC:Still backtagging log from where I went out of town, but this was just too much fun not to comment to!]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

My life is a constant adventure.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_fredless/]

You seemed the sort to like adventure, at least before.

What happened?

[OOC : :) ]