captain_jtkirk: (bro walking with spock)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2011-05-27 06:02 pm

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Okay Barge, let's play a game.

It's called Help Keep Jim Kirk Awake or Else He Might End Up in Your Bed. And not in any fun or exciting way either.

Seriously, I'll take anything.

[Private to Kay]

Your Inmate pulled a gun on me. Just thought you should know.

[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Helping someone!]

What would help you the most?

[All alert. All cop, all business]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
[This is mostly sarcasm.] I hear hard drugs keep people awake.

[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Exasperated sigh] cocaine is expensive and I don't think the docs here carry any.

[He considers this] I can bring you a big bucket of water...

no. You'll drown.

[Yes. He just said that]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
You have a bucket of water large enough to drown people in?

[identity profile] feels-no-love.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
I would very much like to get in on this whole "staying awake as long as possible" business. [Yes yes yes. Please?] The question is, can we get enough of a proper crowd, and what to do for entertainment?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
I've found that hitting me is a great source of entertainment for a lot of people.

[identity profile] feels-no-love.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
I...ehm...don't want to hit you, actually. I was thinking rather a crowd of people, some inebriants and perhaps one of the motion pictures.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
I don't get how that's going to keep me awake.
tis_disapproval: (Confused)

[personal profile] tis_disapproval 2011-05-28 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
What?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Every time I fall asleep, I wake up in someone else's bed.
tis_disapproval: (Default)

[personal profile] tis_disapproval 2011-05-28 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
For your sake, I would hope this is more than an excuse...

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Barring a sudden sleep walking problem where I move floors without anyone seeing me and break through locked doors and lock them behind me, all the while no one wakes up... it's not an excuse.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[He's tired okay, cut him some slack.] Don't be shy.
most_feared: Please don't use.    Screencaps @ http://screencap-me.livejournal.com/90245.html and http://screencap-me.livejournal.com (k - oops)

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[personal profile] most_feared 2011-05-28 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'll talk to him. I gave it to him after the Aztecs invaded and after he was attacked by a vampire.

What happened to lead up to it?
most_feared: please don't use, i paid for these (k - brooding)

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[personal profile] most_feared 2011-05-28 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Damn that's weird. [Oh that's awkward. Though honestly if someone magically poofed into Kay's bed he might react the same way. Hence why he has written instructions to himself specifying not to shoot Narvin if he loses his memory.] Alright. I'll talk to him.

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-28 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Dick sounds a little off, but he's mostly holding it together okay.] I don't think I'm going to be sleeping much for the rest of however long this is, so if you need company, let me know.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
[You liar] Are you cursed to be an insomniac or should I be concerned?
batmanschmatman: (Fired; we can try to understand)

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The flood is basically killing Bruce. I'm in the infirmary.

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[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_fredless/ 2011-05-28 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
It sounds like you're having a bit of a day.

[OOC:Still backtagging log from where I went out of town, but this was just too much fun not to comment to!]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 04:30 am (UTC)(link)


My life is a constant adventure.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_fredless/ 2011-05-28 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
You seemed the sort to like adventure, at least before.

What happened?

[OOC : :) ]