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[captain_jtkirk]

Okay Barge, let's play a game.

It's called Help Keep Jim Kirk Awake or Else He Might End Up in Your Bed. And not in any fun or exciting way either.

Seriously, I'll take anything.

[Private to Kay]

Your Inmate pulled a gun on me. Just thought you should know.

Comments

[tis_disapproval]

Perhaps you should find irritants to rub in sensitive areas, while you're at it... That's a sure way to keep awake.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I hope you know I like my women with sass.

[tis_disapproval]

I prefer my prey filled with terror.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You must be a wildcat.

[tis_disapproval]

In a manner of speaking.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Any manner I'd be interested in?

[tis_disapproval]

Almost certainly.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That you're also interested in sharing?

[tis_disapproval]

I prefer to retain the element of surprise.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Surprise can be overrated.

[tis_disapproval]

Only in the hands of the foolish.