captain_jtkirk: (bro walking with spock)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2011-05-27 06:02 pm

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Okay Barge, let's play a game.

It's called Help Keep Jim Kirk Awake or Else He Might End Up in Your Bed. And not in any fun or exciting way either.

Seriously, I'll take anything.

[Private to Kay]

Your Inmate pulled a gun on me. Just thought you should know.
batmanschmatman: (Laughing.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-28 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[That does, actually, get a laugh out of him.] "Payback for all those times he's tried to kill me."

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
"There's a story if I ever heard one. Or several. How many times exactly has he tried to kill you?"
batmanschmatman: (Rad bromance.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-28 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
"None, actually. I mean, we've fought before, but Jason's the stabby, killy member of the family. Not that he's ever tried that on me, but I'm from before everyone else in the timeline, so... I have no idea if he tries it in the future or not."

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
"I crown you guys with the issues crown." [Jim commented wryly as he stole one of Dick's pieces.] "Which the Kirks have had for years. So congratulations."
batmanschmatman: (brb loling forever.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-28 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[And he is stealing one right back.] "So, it's not just a my universe thing where everyone's home lives are pretty much exactly the opposite of normal?"

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
"We can try to one up each other but that might just end up really depressing."
batmanschmatman: (Smirk.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-28 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, you ever got questions, ask. Since you know the big secret, there's not exactly a lot left to hide or lie about."

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
"Maybe just like the number and names of people you consider siblings."
batmanschmatman: (Shrug.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-28 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
"It's kind of more complicated then that."

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
"Do you live in a soap opera?"
batmanschmatman: (W: Aw shucks ma'am.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-28 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
"A comic book, apparently."

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm too curious. You might as well tell me."
batmanschmatman: (Neutral.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-28 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Bruce adopted Jason after he basically fired and kicked me out of the house - it was more of a you can't fire me I quit, well fine, don't come back, we're very mature, I know - and we were never that close. I didn't really see that much of him, I was busy with my team and they were busy in Gotham. He was a good kid though. He was murdered when he was sixteen. Tim came into the picture because he figured out our identities and wanted me to help stop Bruce from going off the deep end after what happened to Jason, and I don't know, maybe it was just because I was around more or maybe Tim and I just get along better, but he's been my kid brother basically since he put on the Robin costume."

[And he is taking this time to pause and make another move.] "About a year before I came here, Jason came back from the dead, but he's... different. He's tried to kill Bruce at least once, and I know he's beaten the shit out of Tim before, and I'm pretty sure he's done it more then once by Tim's timepoint, so I don't really know what to think of him. I mean, I haven't totally disowned him, but he's not the same kid, and he's taken vigilantism back to the shoot the criminals and everyone's at fault days. So, it's awkward. He's not really my brother like Tim is, but he's still more or less family. And I've basically adopted Steph since coming here, since we never really got time to hang out back home but here I've gotten to know her better, and there's another girl - Cass - who's basically family, but she's never been here, to the best of my knowledge."

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Kirk still thought that Bruce Wayne had a weird habit of collecting children. And getting them into bad situations by the sounds of it. And coming back from the dead, that was just ridiculous.] "I haven't heard of her, if that helps."

[He made one of those random and illogical seeming moves that he was really good at.]

"No long lost uncles or evil cousins, I hope?"