captain_jtkirk: (bro walking with spock)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2011-05-27 06:02 pm

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Okay Barge, let's play a game.

It's called Help Keep Jim Kirk Awake or Else He Might End Up in Your Bed. And not in any fun or exciting way either.

Seriously, I'll take anything.

[Private to Kay]

Your Inmate pulled a gun on me. Just thought you should know.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
The guy who looks like my CMO, my Inmate and some people I've never talked to before.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_fredless/ 2011-05-28 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely not where you wanted to be then.

Of course, I say that without really knowing who any of those people are.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe just avoid a green person if you see her. She's mean.

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
First of all, since the Wicked Witch of the West showed up, that's not a good rule anymore. Secondly, shut up.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
See, mean.

Also someone with the word wicked in their name implies they are also mean.

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe she's just ~misunderstood~.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
She should probably start with a new name then.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Me and Shego? Yeah, that's just how we talk to each other.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_fredless/ 2011-05-29 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that. And the waking up in different beds.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
No, that's a new development. It's the flood.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_fredless/ 2011-05-31 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
I wondered if that was it. But this is my first one, so I wasn't exactly sure what to expect.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
You're getting off ridiculously easy. I turned into a child my first flood.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_fredless/ 2011-06-01 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Did you really??

[She's not smiling at your discomfort at all]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
That's not the only time it's happened either.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_fredless/ 2011-06-01 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Why am I suddenly feeling really, really unprepared for this place again?