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[captain_jtkirk]

I'm not apologizing for anything, because it wasn't me and none of it will ever be me.

[He means the illegitimate child that was hidden from him because he isn't father material. Wah, this could really happen back home :c It's a sore point for him.]

But I will say, Dick you make a damn good partner, T'Pol we make fine looking children, I hope that a bullet didn't actually hit you Shego and Tim, that hat was ridiculous. Oh and if my ship ever gets equated to a bitchy horse again, I will commandeer this thing all over again and we'll see how you like it, Admiral.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yeah I kinda mean my ship.

[batmanschmatman]

[TIM ARE YOU SEEING THIS.]

Since I'm kind of between jobs back home, and aside from the obvious cool factor of being in the future on a ship like the Enterprise, I can't say I don't want to serve on a starship.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm sensing a but.

[batmanschmatman]

I can't leave Gotham.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You're not there right now.

[batmanschmatman]

I mean, I can't pack up and permanently move back home with you.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'd settle for five years.

[batmanschmatman]

You think Starfleet would take me?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

They took me.

[batmanschmatman]

What's their policy on recruits from other universes?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I think they're pretty lax about it. Just don't destroy any planets or try to disband the Federation.

[batmanschmatman]

I'll see what I can do.

[Private]

Since I'm usually trying to stop that kind of thing happening, I don't think it'll be a huge problem.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm really not kidding about the offer either. Kinda wish I was, but.. oh well.

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[batmanschmatman]

What do you mean?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Most of the crew has waltzed through here enough times for me not to trust them explicitly.

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[batmanschmatman]

They've all just left without saying anything?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Some of them. [Stupid Bones :C]

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[batmanschmatman]

That sucks.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's the Barge. It happens. I'm just reluctant to go home sometimes.

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[batmanschmatman]

Yeah, I understand. Even when people say they're just going back for a few days, I'm kind of always worried they won't come back.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

If I ever have to leave again, I'll do it right and give you a proper send off, just in case.

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[batmanschmatman]

I appreciate it. And even though I really don't think they'll need me back home for any emergencies in the near future, if I ever get the urge to head back for a couple days, I'll do the same.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Much appreciated. I'll refrain from making a Dick voodoo doll now.

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[batmanschmatman]

How thoughtful of you.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Srs biznis time] I had a kid in this stupid breach. Not like, one of the Barge people in some twisted joke but a legit child.