captain_jtkirk: (this is my pet Russian)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2011-05-21 10:55 am

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I'm not apologizing for anything, because it wasn't me and none of it will ever be me.

[He means the illegitimate child that was hidden from him because he isn't father material. Wah, this could really happen back home :c It's a sore point for him.]

But I will say, Dick you make a damn good partner, T'Pol we make fine looking children, I hope that a bullet didn't actually hit you Shego and Tim, that hat was ridiculous. Oh and if my ship ever gets equated to a bitchy horse again, I will commandeer this thing all over again and we'll see how you like it, Admiral.
with_discipline: (I have no idea what you're talking about)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2011-05-21 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Fortunately, those were not our lives, and that was not our son. [But damn these memories because oh God not fair. :c]
peektuttut: (RR; What fresh new crack is this?)

[personal profile] peektuttut 2011-05-21 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
What wasn't ridiculous?
batmanschmatman: (brb loling forever.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-21 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Right back at you.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[He remembers.. feelings towards you, it sucks :c] I'm just saying if we were to have a son, your genes go with my genes very well.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
... point. But that hat makes me laugh just thinking about it.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Any chance you want to serve on a starship?
batmanschmatman: (Bitch plz.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-21 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Other then magic prison ships floating through space?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah I kinda mean my ship.
batmanschmatman: (Teasing.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-21 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[TIM ARE YOU SEEING THIS.]

Since I'm kind of between jobs back home, and aside from the obvious cool factor of being in the future on a ship like the Enterprise, I can't say I don't want to serve on a starship.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sensing a but.
batmanschmatman: (Sweet.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-21 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't leave Gotham.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not there right now.
batmanschmatman: (brb loling forever.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-21 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, I can't pack up and permanently move back home with you.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd settle for five years.
batmanschmatman: (Smug.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-21 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
You think Starfleet would take me?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
They took me.
batmanschmatman: (Sly.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-21 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
What's their policy on recruits from other universes?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I think they're pretty lax about it. Just don't destroy any planets or try to disband the Federation.
batmanschmatman: (Laughing.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-21 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll see what I can do.

[Private]

Since I'm usually trying to stop that kind of thing happening, I don't think it'll be a huge problem.

Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm really not kidding about the offer either. Kinda wish I was, but.. oh well.
batmanschmatman: (Curious.)

Private

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-21 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you mean?
peektuttut: (T; OH MY GOD I am so bored)

[personal profile] peektuttut 2011-05-21 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
You suck.
with_discipline: (It's funny how you think that'll work)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2011-05-21 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Awkward is probably more apt. :c] I'm beginning to think that my genes are simply superior.

[Yes. It was a joke.]

Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Most of the crew has waltzed through here enough times for me not to trust them explicitly.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
It was a really funny hat.

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