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.035 - it's strange facts time with Cap'n Kirk

Did you know, that a group of unicorns is called a blessing? And that a group of ravens is called a murder?

[Steph is not your warden :|]

Shego.

[Clearly she's better, when did Kirk ever offer her chocolate. Never, that's when.]

James.

[You asked for him, so shut it.]

You can act like an adult any time now. I know you might be confused dating Tim but this isn't a school playground.

That was unnecessary.

What do you want me to say, Kirk? I kicked his ass, I'm not sorry I did it, I'll tell you I won't do it again but frankly we both know that we won't know whether I mean it until the next time the opportunity arises.

Now you're gonna need to define 'girly crap' for me, because all my makeup is in one place but if you want anything else that might take a while longer.

Edited 2011-05-14 01:03 (UTC)

Don't beat people up because they call you a name. It's not a hard concept to grasp. You have thicker skin than that and people do it, to get a rise out of you. And it works because you let it.

If you paint, brush, or spray it on, I'm taking it.

I beat him up because he was a deadbeat jerk and he gave me an excuse. And I'm keeping my deodorant.

I get it. You aren't a fan of bad parenting. Every parent in the world is a terrible one at some point. It's not your place to punish the ones that suck more.

Edited 2011-05-14 01:23 (UTC)

10-4 on that.

I'd like some kind of clear time frame on when I'm getting my stuff back or what I need to do to get it back.

How do you replenish it in the first place?

It tops up once a month like everything else. You don't have to ask the Admiral for fresh shower gel when it runs out, do you?

Then I'll just take it for the rest of month since it will just come back anyway.

Fine. But I'll still need it back, I don't know that it'll just reappear if you keep it or throw it out or whatever.

[...]

Also, I'm sorry about pretty much every aspect of my conversation with your mom and that's all I'm gonna say about it.

Just-- I think I should feel sorry for Sam if he ever shows up here.

Look, if anybody else out of your family ever shows up I'm keeping way out of it.

I'm holding you to that.

Yeah.

I'd like an apology for that playground crack, by the way. That was way out of line even for you.

Would you want an apology if I didn't mean it?

I'd accept a promise to knock it off with the age jokes from now on because if it ever was funny, it's not any more.

I promise to not call you a cougar anymore but I stand by the idea that you're acting like a spoiled teenager.

You go ahead and do that.

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