captain_jtkirk | .035 - it's strange facts time with Cap'n Kirk

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Did you know, that a group of unicorns is called a blessing? And that a group of ravens is called a murder?

I'm holding you to that.

Yeah.

I'd like an apology for that playground crack, by the way. That was way out of line even for you.

Would you want an apology if I didn't mean it?

I'd accept a promise to knock it off with the age jokes from now on because if it ever was funny, it's not any more.

I promise to not call you a cougar anymore but I stand by the idea that you're acting like a spoiled teenager.

You go ahead and do that.