.035 - it's strange facts time with Cap'n Kirk

[captain_jtkirk]

Did you know, that a group of unicorns is called a blessing? And that a group of ravens is called a murder?

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Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Did you dream that first one? Who invents a plural noun for a mythical creature?

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I found it in a book.

You don't know unicorns aren't real.

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yes, okay, I'm sure that somebody here has an incredibly lame world that is full of unicorns.

...

Why were you reading about unicorns?

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

So I can prepare for discovering the Land of Unicorns.

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

The one piece of trivia I know about unicorns is that they're into purity, which disqualifies you pretty much instantly, cap'n.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there's at least one virgin on the Enterprise.

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't get why anyone would sleep with the Russian jailbait but...different strokes, I guess.

So anyway, I should probably tell you I broke a guy's legs last week.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[He can't even comment about Chekov]

... why?

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

He called me doll-face and I told him what'd happen if he did it again, so really it was his fault. It was during the flood.

[get-thebook.livejournal.com]

I did know that. Rather peculiar when they come at the same time. Linguistically, anyhow.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You broke someone's father's legs? [He's just.. not even surprised.] You could've just ignored him.

AHO A LADY

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I don't believe we've been formally introduced. I'm James T. Kirk.

[get-thebook.livejournal.com]

...You're a little young to be James T. Kirk, aren't you?

wat

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Lady, do people in your world get their name when they hit a particular age?

[get-thebook.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's obviously it.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Well, it's that or you're an idiot. Just saying.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure everyone was young at some point.

[get-thebook.livejournal.com]

I don't believe I was talking to you.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Down girl.

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Steph's. And breaking his legs was way more fun than that would've been.

[get-thebook.livejournal.com]

You have me there.

So what do you do at this point in your life?

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I bet you think wearing make up is fun too.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I captain a starship. And never get people's names apparently.

Re: Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

As a matter of fact I do.

Look, he was an abusive waste of skin if Steph's behaviour as a little kid was anything to go by, and he was using his visitation weekend to dig dirt on her. I didn't feel like giving him the benefit of the doubt.

[get-thebook.livejournal.com]

You'll have to pardon my skepticism, but based on that my original question about age still stands.

...Frances Owens.