.035 - it's strange facts time with Cap'n Kirk

[captain_jtkirk]

Did you know, that a group of unicorns is called a blessing? And that a group of ravens is called a murder?

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AHO A LADY

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I don't believe we've been formally introduced. I'm James T. Kirk.

[get-thebook.livejournal.com]

...You're a little young to be James T. Kirk, aren't you?

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Lady, do people in your world get their name when they hit a particular age?

[get-thebook.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's obviously it.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Well, it's that or you're an idiot. Just saying.

[get-thebook.livejournal.com]

I don't believe I was talking to you.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

And yet you still answered the question.

...and it was still a stupid comment.

[get-thebook.livejournal.com]

What's that old saying? There's no such thing as a stupid question?

I had good reason for asking it.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Down girl.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure everyone was young at some point.

[get-thebook.livejournal.com]

You have me there.

So what do you do at this point in your life?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I captain a starship. And never get people's names apparently.

[get-thebook.livejournal.com]

You'll have to pardon my skepticism, but based on that my original question about age still stands.

...Frances Owens.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'll tell you all about it over drinks.

[get-thebook.livejournal.com]

Not that I'm not flattered, dearie, but I think your girlfriend might take it personally.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That's just my Inmate. She does that to everyone.

[get-thebook.livejournal.com]

Charming.

Why do I get the impression that you've done this before?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Am I that obvious?

[get-thebook.livejournal.com]

You are James T. Kirk.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

So that drink?

[get-thebook.livejournal.com]

I suppose I have no objections.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You know where the pub is?

[get-thebook.livejournal.com]

Of course.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Meet you there then?

[get-thebook.livejournal.com]

After dinner, I think.