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.035 - it's strange facts time with Cap'n Kirk

Did you know, that a group of unicorns is called a blessing? And that a group of ravens is called a murder?

I beat him up because he was a deadbeat jerk and he gave me an excuse. And I'm keeping my deodorant.

I get it. You aren't a fan of bad parenting. Every parent in the world is a terrible one at some point. It's not your place to punish the ones that suck more.

Edited 2011-05-14 01:23 (UTC)

10-4 on that.

I'd like some kind of clear time frame on when I'm getting my stuff back or what I need to do to get it back.

How do you replenish it in the first place?

It tops up once a month like everything else. You don't have to ask the Admiral for fresh shower gel when it runs out, do you?

Then I'll just take it for the rest of month since it will just come back anyway.

Fine. But I'll still need it back, I don't know that it'll just reappear if you keep it or throw it out or whatever.

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Also, I'm sorry about pretty much every aspect of my conversation with your mom and that's all I'm gonna say about it.

Just-- I think I should feel sorry for Sam if he ever shows up here.

Look, if anybody else out of your family ever shows up I'm keeping way out of it.

I'm holding you to that.

Yeah.

I'd like an apology for that playground crack, by the way. That was way out of line even for you.

Would you want an apology if I didn't mean it?

I'd accept a promise to knock it off with the age jokes from now on because if it ever was funny, it's not any more.

I promise to not call you a cougar anymore but I stand by the idea that you're acting like a spoiled teenager.

You go ahead and do that.

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