.035 - it's strange facts time with Cap'n Kirk

[captain_jtkirk]

Did you know, that a group of unicorns is called a blessing? And that a group of ravens is called a murder?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Don't beat people up because they call you a name. It's not a hard concept to grasp. You have thicker skin than that and people do it, to get a rise out of you. And it works because you let it.

If you paint, brush, or spray it on, I'm taking it.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I beat him up because he was a deadbeat jerk and he gave me an excuse. And I'm keeping my deodorant.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I get it. You aren't a fan of bad parenting. Every parent in the world is a terrible one at some point. It's not your place to punish the ones that suck more.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

10-4 on that.

I'd like some kind of clear time frame on when I'm getting my stuff back or what I need to do to get it back.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

How do you replenish it in the first place?

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

It tops up once a month like everything else. You don't have to ask the Admiral for fresh shower gel when it runs out, do you?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Then I'll just take it for the rest of month since it will just come back anyway.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Fine. But I'll still need it back, I don't know that it'll just reappear if you keep it or throw it out or whatever.

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Also, I'm sorry about pretty much every aspect of my conversation with your mom and that's all I'm gonna say about it.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Just-- I think I should feel sorry for Sam if he ever shows up here.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Look, if anybody else out of your family ever shows up I'm keeping way out of it.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm holding you to that.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

I'd like an apology for that playground crack, by the way. That was way out of line even for you.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Would you want an apology if I didn't mean it?

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I'd accept a promise to knock it off with the age jokes from now on because if it ever was funny, it's not any more.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I promise to not call you a cougar anymore but I stand by the idea that you're acting like a spoiled teenager.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

You go ahead and do that.