.054 - brain cancer ahoy

[captain_jtkirk]

Bones, your stupid pills aren't doing anything. And I'm being mature and telling you about my physical ails as it's happening.

So fix it.

Please.

[Private to Uhura]

Do you know how to bake?

[Private to Shego AGAIN]

Seriously just give me some sign that you're still alive. That's all I want.

[ooc; Kirk has this because of T'Pol mad scientist attempt at mind melding during the flood. Thanks bitch, you gave him Vulcan AIDS.]

Comments

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Somehow I feel like I should be throwing a parade.

I'll be over once shift is done, if it's that bad come down and I'll do some scans.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

If you do throw a parade, skip the band.

I'll... wait.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

I'll use that part of the budget on cofetti.

You'll wait- damnit Jim, if you're in pain you should come down. My shift's not ending for another hour.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Ooh confetti.

I'll live for the next hour.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Well with that confident declaration how can I worry?

An hour, if it starts getting bad get off your stubborn ass and get down here.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You know.

If it gets any worse than it is right now, I don't think I'll be able to walk.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

For the love of- god damnit Jim, I'm coming. Stay put.

[spam]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yes sir.

[And Kirk is currently lying around in your bed like a bum, Bones. Which has new sheets. Aren't you glad to know him?]

[spam]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

[So, so glad.

After complaining to Peter about Kirk and how life in general was trying to put him in an early grave McCoy headed off, striding down the halls in a quick pace before reaching his room. When he entered he headed straight for Kirk, pulling out his scanner.]

It's just a headache Bones, I'm fine. [He muttered as he turned the scanner on.]

[spam]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Jim rolled his eyes, letting Bones do his thing without protest since he had pretty much asked for it.]

"It is just a headache. Albeit a bad one, but still."

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[Hey yo, if she was dead it'd ping your item. B| So, enjoy Day #3 of Shego's demonstrably awesome coping skills.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[I think... Bones still has his item. But in any case. It was metaphorical death.

You can't hide forever.]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[Aaaactually.....Shego's got it. OOPS.

Also, she can totally hide forever, just watch her.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[WELL THEN. GIVE IT BACK.

Once he gets rid of this Vulcan AIDS, he is coming to find you.]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[FINDERS KEEPERS ETC.

Keep your diseased brain away from her. D: ]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[No. He's gonna rub it all over you.

AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.]

Private

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

I do, yes. Why?

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I have need to make a cake in the next couple of days.

Private

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

And by you, you mean me?

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'll help.

Private- Uhura and Kirk in the kitchen together = not a good idea...

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Of course. What's the occasion?

Private - the barge is flame proof.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's McCoy birthday in a couple days.

Re: Private - Are you sure?

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Oh! Well, then yes, yes. Of course I will help.

Private - not at all. but who cares

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Keep it in your pants, Lieutenant.

Are you free tomorrow?

Private

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Not funny, Captain.

And yes, I am.