James T. Kirk (
captain_jtkirk) wrote2010-01-18 05:25 pm
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.054 - brain cancer ahoy
Bones, your stupid pills aren't doing anything. And I'm being mature and telling you about my physical ails as it's happening.
So fix it.
Please.
[Private to Uhura]
Do you know how to bake?
[Private to Shego AGAIN]
Seriously just give me some sign that you're still alive. That's all I want.
[ooc; Kirk has this because of T'Pol mad scientist attempt at mind melding during the flood. Thanks bitch, you gave him Vulcan AIDS.]
So fix it.
Please.
[Private to Uhura]
Do you know how to bake?
[Private to Shego AGAIN]
Seriously just give me some sign that you're still alive. That's all I want.
[ooc; Kirk has this because of T'Pol mad scientist attempt at mind melding during the flood. Thanks bitch, you gave him Vulcan AIDS.]
[spam] you're a jerk
But yeah. He was cured. Almost suspiciously fast because that was a pretty gnarly headache that he'd had and now it was just... gone. Along with some apologies from T'Pol, which yeah, he accepted. He got cranky when he was in pain. Who didn't?]
"Thank you," [he said quietly as he moved to sit up.] "You can lie down if you want now."
[spam]still raeging you punk
[spam] I'm sure cuntmuffin is a term of endearment ok. like hobgoblin
[spam] shut up hobgoblin before I endearly punch you in the face
"I'm fine. I promise."
[spam] oh was that a punch. It felt like a pat.
I will be fine. [Probably once she can start eating again. They can go a while without food and water, which is awesome, except she wasn't eating much during the flood, either.]
[spam] this is not teaching manners and tolerance to T'Mar.
[He huffed.] Well come on T'Pol, back to the infirmary. You need some rest- that goes for you too. [He shot a glance to Kirk.] Rest. I'll be back soon.
[spam] good. she should be a hooligen
[spam] ...if she takes after you, she's moving to Vulcan.
[spam] ...if she takes after Jim I'm fake divorcing you.
[spam] she's going to take after me
[spam] I hope you aren't implying what I t hink you're implying.
[spam] no, you have standards
Thank you. [He said after a few moments, gaze still resolutely ahead.]
[spam] yes. accents.
I lived with Pa'nar for four years. Your captain's very lucky.
[spam] do vulcans even have accents? boring
[spam] No. that would be silly.
[spam] You're so jealous
[spam] ...a little. maybe.
[spam] It's ok, we all can't be cool :[ like me
[spam] we can't all have an ego, either
Enterprise came in contact with a Vulcan ship, ten years ago. They were V'tosh ka'tur.
[spam] bullshit, you're a bunch of proud elves.
[His brow quirked.] V'tosh ka'tur? [Imagine that pronunciation mangled.]
[spam] you racist bastard, I'm telling santa not to bring you anything.
[She opened her mouth to correct it and decided against it. Not worth it. Silly human.] Vulcans without logic. They thought it was possible to live their lives embracing emotion.
[spam] just because you're an elf doesn't mean you have it in with santa :|
[He glanced back at T'Pol.] So fell in with the bad crowd did you?
[spam] yes. yes I do. I'm the head elf. Suck it. :|
I followed advice I should not have. [And was mind raped for her trouble. Awesome.]