James T. Kirk (
captain_jtkirk) wrote2010-01-18 05:25 pm
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.054 - brain cancer ahoy
Bones, your stupid pills aren't doing anything. And I'm being mature and telling you about my physical ails as it's happening.
So fix it.
Please.
[Private to Uhura]
Do you know how to bake?
[Private to Shego AGAIN]
Seriously just give me some sign that you're still alive. That's all I want.
[ooc; Kirk has this because of T'Pol mad scientist attempt at mind melding during the flood. Thanks bitch, you gave him Vulcan AIDS.]
So fix it.
Please.
[Private to Uhura]
Do you know how to bake?
[Private to Shego AGAIN]
Seriously just give me some sign that you're still alive. That's all I want.
[ooc; Kirk has this because of T'Pol mad scientist attempt at mind melding during the flood. Thanks bitch, you gave him Vulcan AIDS.]
[spam] no, you have standards
Thank you. [He said after a few moments, gaze still resolutely ahead.]
[spam] yes. accents.
I lived with Pa'nar for four years. Your captain's very lucky.
[spam] do vulcans even have accents? boring
[spam] No. that would be silly.
[spam] You're so jealous
[spam] ...a little. maybe.
[spam] It's ok, we all can't be cool :[ like me
[spam] we can't all have an ego, either
Enterprise came in contact with a Vulcan ship, ten years ago. They were V'tosh ka'tur.
[spam] bullshit, you're a bunch of proud elves.
[His brow quirked.] V'tosh ka'tur? [Imagine that pronunciation mangled.]
[spam] you racist bastard, I'm telling santa not to bring you anything.
[She opened her mouth to correct it and decided against it. Not worth it. Silly human.] Vulcans without logic. They thought it was possible to live their lives embracing emotion.
[spam] just because you're an elf doesn't mean you have it in with santa :|
[He glanced back at T'Pol.] So fell in with the bad crowd did you?
[spam] yes. yes I do. I'm the head elf. Suck it. :|
I followed advice I should not have. [And was mind raped for her trouble. Awesome.]