James T. Kirk (
captain_jtkirk) wrote2010-01-10 06:53 pm
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.052 - Video Post
[This is very clearly addressed to McCoy but still PUBLIC So you all know how serious he is.]
I'm getting a little bored with this game of hide and seek, McCoy. And since I seem to be surrounded by completely incompetent idiots...
[Long pause with a look that says it all. YES THIS IS AIMED AT YOU, UHURA AND SPOCK.
And he's back to business.]
I made a new game for us.
[He shifts out of the way of the camera, to show you all an unconscious Shego on the ground. She looks pretty roughed up, bruises, cuts andjizz in her hair the like.
Kirk leans back in and smiles in a totally EVIL CREEPY WAY.]
If you aren't at my quarters in an hour or less but not a second more, I'll kill her. And it won't be quick or pretty. And if you bring any of your little friends, I'm gonna have to cut on you and them a little bit.
[THE END.]
[ooc: So with Naomi's permission, we've assumed that Kirk has caught Shego, roughed her up a bit and then sedated her with one of the hypos that Bones left in his room, LOLIRONY and now he's using her as bait in his clearly obvious trap. No, he's not actually going to kill Shego, that's too much work for his lazy ass. Feel free to yell at him or cheer him on but all of the action is for Bones, kthanks. <3
PS: There will probably be graphic violence in this post. YOU ARE WARNED.
EDIT: Sorry to cock-block anyone! T'was not my intention. You will have your chance to beat on Kirk/plot against him later this week, I promise <3]
I'm getting a little bored with this game of hide and seek, McCoy. And since I seem to be surrounded by completely incompetent idiots...
[Long pause with a look that says it all. YES THIS IS AIMED AT YOU, UHURA AND SPOCK.
And he's back to business.]
I made a new game for us.
[He shifts out of the way of the camera, to show you all an unconscious Shego on the ground. She looks pretty roughed up, bruises, cuts and
Kirk leans back in and smiles in a totally EVIL CREEPY WAY.]
If you aren't at my quarters in an hour or less but not a second more, I'll kill her. And it won't be quick or pretty. And if you bring any of your little friends, I'm gonna have to cut on you and them a little bit.
[THE END.]
[ooc: So with Naomi's permission, we've assumed that Kirk has caught Shego, roughed her up a bit and then sedated her with one of the hypos that Bones left in his room, LOLIRONY and now he's using her as bait in his clearly obvious trap. No, he's not actually going to kill Shego, that's too much work for his lazy ass. Feel free to yell at him or cheer him on but all of the action is for Bones, kthanks. <3
PS: There will probably be graphic violence in this post. YOU ARE WARNED.
EDIT: Sorry to cock-block anyone! T'was not my intention. You will have your chance to beat on Kirk/plot against him later this week, I promise <3]
1/3 OHAY I KNOW THAT BODY
2/3 SHOULD I CARE?
3/3 OOPS. NO. I DECIDED I HATE YOU.
HATE YOU RIGHT BACK
I LIKE THAT SPARKLY VEST THOUGH, AND I'LL BE PUNIS- ... SEEING /you/ later. c:
IT'S A DATE.
FOREAL?! OMGZZZZ. CAPTAIN KIRK.
YOU KNOW IT BB
WHEE!
[Private to McCoy... if that's okay :)]
Please.
[Private ]
Listen to me, Mahoney and an inmate named Nathan Wallace can take care of who we have at the moment, call them if there's an emergency. Mahoney's already keeping the Infirmary safe, is she needs help Wallace can manage.
[Private] Phew, this has me a bit emotional!
We could
I don't know him but
What if I just
Can't we subdue him? Kidnap him and keep him in an empty cabin? You don't have to do this. We can discuss it. It's too much, Doctor. You don't have to do this.
[Private] this flood is intense :<
[Private] I'm sensing a Big Damn Hero moment coming this week c:
SHE'S SO DISGUSTED AND HATES HIM SO MUCH AND :<
YOU SUCK MORE T'POL
IF SHE THOUGHT SHE COULD GET AWAY WITH IT SHE'D SHANK HIM. :|
BRING IT HO
IT'S ONNNNN so long as there's no chance of dying anyway
... you'll prolly die
....then maybe I'll just help from here in this safe corner
... lame
Well he could find out she's helping them
SOLD.
SWEET
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BECAUSE KIRK WILL TOTALLY LISTEN C:
Leave her alone!
OHEY FRIEND. LEMME JUST... IGNORE YOUR PLEAS
YOU REALLY WILL-- oh.
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gd hobo beard. and spam~
He ran a hand through his hair as he walked down the halls, stopping in front of the familiar room. He hesitated only a moment before rapping on the door, letting his hand drop to his side.]
Captain. [He called, voice dripping with barely suppressed rage.]
spam - it calls to you!
"Doctor," [he said in a patronizing tone, gesturing sharply for McCoy to come in.]
"I was starting to think you wouldn't make it."
spam - I think I'm going to miss it
spam - I think you're lying
spam - you're right. I'll really miss the sparkly vest
spam - thaaaat's right. everyone does
spam - It leaves a lasting impression
spam - that's the whole point
spam - I thought he just wanted to wear as little shirt as he could
spam - ... that's true too
spam - that's the real reason, admit it
spam - it is :c
spam - see? that was easy
spam - your face is easy
spam - your mom is easy
spam - this is not news
spam - gdi, I forget your mom jokes are ineffective with you
spam - I win again!
spam - foiled once more :|
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spam - fight back you little girl :|
spam - you must rush my grand master plan :<
spam - yes, yes I must
spam - fair enough. I'm pretty slow
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spam - why the hell are you still awake?
spam - I got up at 7. fucked up right?
spam - I wasn't even up that early
spam - life is hard ok. normal sleeping hours. idk what to do about that
spam - you are not on a normal sleep schedule. You were up til 3
spam - eh. normal for me at least.
spam - your life is sad
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This is Ruby right now.
Your life is hard Ruby :c
Nothing good ever happens D:
BLAME MCCOY
BUT HE'S SO CUUUTE
OH YAY SOMEONE'S BEAT TO HELL.
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OOPS NO COMMENT
HEY SHEGO. ENJOYING YOUR NEW HAIR GEL?
This means...PLZ DON'T KILL ME
He'll consider it
But she'll do ANYTHING