captain_jtkirk: (mirror kirk - my laugh is an evil one)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2010-01-10 06:53 pm

.052 - Video Post

[This is very clearly addressed to McCoy but still PUBLIC So you all know how serious he is.]

I'm getting a little bored with this game of hide and seek, McCoy. And since I seem to be surrounded by completely incompetent idiots...

[Long pause with a look that says it all. YES THIS IS AIMED AT YOU, UHURA AND SPOCK.

And he's back to business.]

I made a new game for us.

[He shifts out of the way of the camera, to show you all an unconscious Shego on the ground. She looks pretty roughed up, bruises, cuts and jizz in her hair the like.

Kirk leans back in and smiles in a totally EVIL CREEPY WAY.]

If you aren't at my quarters in an hour or less but not a second more, I'll kill her. And it won't be quick or pretty. And if you bring any of your little friends, I'm gonna have to cut on you and them a little bit.

[THE END.]


[ooc: So with Naomi's permission, we've assumed that Kirk has caught Shego, roughed her up a bit and then sedated her with one of the hypos that Bones left in his room, LOLIRONY and now he's using her as bait in his clearly obvious trap. No, he's not actually going to kill Shego, that's too much work for his lazy ass. Feel free to yell at him or cheer him on but all of the action is for Bones, kthanks. <3

PS: There will probably be graphic violence in this post. YOU ARE WARNED.

EDIT: Sorry to cock-block anyone! T'was not my intention. You will have your chance to beat on Kirk/plot against him later this week, I promise <3]

1/3 OHAY I KNOW THAT BODY

[identity profile] possemagnet.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 02:00 am (UTC)(link)

3/3 OOPS. NO. I DECIDED I HATE YOU.

[identity profile] possemagnet.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
I might commend this if everything about you didn't scream 'idiot.'

WHEE!

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[Private to McCoy... if that's okay :)]

[identity profile] madrassa.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Doctor Leonard McCoy, please don't go. We need you to take care of the patients until this flood is over. We'll send security, something, anything. I implore you not to leave me here, alone, to take care of our wounded.

Please.
Edited 2010-01-11 02:03 (UTC)

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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Even if we get her back Kirk won't stop until he gets what he wants.

Listen to me, Mahoney and an inmate named Nathan Wallace can take care of who we have at the moment, call them if there's an emergency. Mahoney's already keeping the Infirmary safe, is she needs help Wallace can manage.

[Private] Phew, this has me a bit emotional!

[identity profile] madrassa.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
We could

I don't know him but

What if I just


Can't we subdue him? Kidnap him and keep him in an empty cabin? You don't have to do this. We can discuss it. It's too much, Doctor. You don't have to do this.
with_discipline: (M; You have gotta be fucking kidding me)

SHE'S SO DISGUSTED AND HATES HIM SO MUCH AND :<

[personal profile] with_discipline 2010-01-11 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
I thought you had others do your work for you.

YOU SUCK MORE T'POL

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
And apparently they fail completely at it.
with_discipline: (M; Bitch what. You be joking.)

IF SHE THOUGHT SHE COULD GET AWAY WITH IT SHE'D SHANK HIM. :|

[personal profile] with_discipline 2010-01-11 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly you picked your crew well.

... lame

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SOLD.

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SWEET

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requiresssacrifice: (Rex - OMG EMO.)

BECAUSE KIRK WILL TOTALLY LISTEN C:

[personal profile] requiresssacrifice 2010-01-11 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Shego...?

Leave her alone!

OHEY FRIEND. LEMME JUST... IGNORE YOUR PLEAS

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Too late.

YOU REALLY WILL-- oh.

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voiceshall_echo: (I see your angst and raise you TORTURE)

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You're fixated.

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gd hobo beard. and spam~

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[McCoy didn't bother answering Jim- Kirk- in the post, watching it three times over before he finally stood on weaker legs than he wanted to admit to himself. He didn't want to play martyr, he had no interest in spilling blood for the flashy 'cause' but the crux of the matter was Shego was in trouble and even if Shego wasn't his friend he couldn't live with himself if he let the pit in his stomach get her brutally killed.

He ran a hand through his hair as he walked down the halls, stopping in front of the familiar room. He hesitated only a moment before rapping on the door, letting his hand drop to his side.]

Captain. [He called, voice dripping with barely suppressed rage.]

spam - it calls to you!

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Kirk answered the door almost immediately his phaser ready from the instant the door opened, pointed between McCoy's eyes.]

"Doctor," [he said in a patronizing tone, gesturing sharply for McCoy to come in.]

"I was starting to think you wouldn't make it."

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[identity profile] namorofthesea.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
At first I was baffled by these strange events as of late, but willing to wait, knowing you would regret your actions before long, but I will tolerate this no longer.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Great. Good for you. I'm so shocked by this turn of events.

This is Ruby right now.

[identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 04:46 am (UTC)(link)

OH YAY SOMEONE'S BEAT TO HELL.

[identity profile] irockatduckhunt.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
How pretty!

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'm so delighted that you approve.

HEY SHEGO. ENJOYING YOUR NEW HAIR GEL?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 07:48 am (UTC)(link)

This means...PLZ DON'T KILL ME

[identity profile] lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
I tried Captain...but there was a woman, Captain. She stopped me.